I PISS ON YOU WHALE

[vampyric_pariah]

It has come to my attention I am starting to resemble the blubber monster from the sea, and I therefore charge you, David with breaking my spirit until I no longer eat.

That combined with regular exercise should shift the disgusting fat that has deposited itself all over my body.

And, yes, I have been drinking.

FUCK YOU ALL

Comments

[kelene]

Do yoga! Yoga is amazing, and afterwards, you feel all relaxed and stretched. The first few times might be uncomfortable, but it gets a lot better!

Also, Jaz, that icon... it gives me such a headache. I love it.

[blackeyedblood]

I bet you haven't really put on weight, you're just being your silly self and being paranoid. LOVE YOU! xxxx

[vampyric_pariah]

No, I have a belly and back fat. I've put on a disgusting amount of weight, and am seriously considering smoking to replace food lol.