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[vampyrichamster]

As the weather grows warm-ish, our cat has evolved from being a beloved family pet to the aloof and slightly annoying roommate he is for a third of every year. Sometimes, he comes in to tell you about his day while you're at work and it is always a horrible day. He yells at you when he's hungry. Even though he knows how to get into the house

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[resonant]

The horseradish is a great idea.

Would Dorian appreciate a water bowl full of ice cubes, perhaps?

[vampyrichamster]

We do try to give him cold water on very hot days, but I think trying to stop him from sleeping on anything he deems big enough to sleep on is a lost cause. The only preventative measure possible is to grow plants sufficiently big enough he can't sleep on them comfortably. (Dorian's concept of right and wrong is typical for a cat, in that it is primarily non-existent.)