We have a 1 cent coin and we have a one dollar bill ( Read more... )

Yesh, yous guys are, like, the ashomest people I *hic* I *hic* I *hic* know...  Shaaay... remember when we used to shneak out of classh and make out *hic* ahhhhhhhh... make out behind teh gymnash... the hymnasi... the gymanymi... the big place?  Yeah, me neither ( Read more... )

I've hated Go Daddy commercials for a long time.  A VERY long time.  I don't mind a little sex appeal, but Go Daddy has always gone WAY over the line of 'a little' sex appeal.  And this year they went further than ever before.  I seriously hope they get a good public lashing for this... though I'm afraid that will just encourage them even more for ( Read more... )

Caught the con crud from Further Confusion this year.  Worst bout I've EVER had.  I had to go home early from work one day, called in sick another, might even take Monday off.  Trying so hard not to be upset about this but.... damn this is upsetting!

Sly (that is now my snake's official name) had a really bad shed a week or so ago.  He's be sloughing off flakes and strips of skin for two weeks now, which is not good.  He's leathery to the touch and he looks just a touch emaciated.  I've been feeding him slightly faster than at the normal rotation, but today I thought I'd help him shed more of ( Read more... )

I've noticed something occasionally in forum posts that has always frustrated me.  Today, I made the mistake of posting to said forum trying to shed light on the issue.  And I was immediately branded a troll.  I really should have seen it coming, to be quite frank.  And in retrospect, the person I was replying to was showing no interest in debating ( Read more... )

We need to stop making smarter phones and start making smarter people!

(I wish I could take credit for that...)

As I was celebrating New Year’s Eve, I started reflecting on what had happened to me in 2012. And I must admit… nothing really jumped out at me. 2012 was a perfectly okay year for me. Not amazing, not bad. Sure, there were things I would have loved to see go better, but when ISN’T that the case. 2012 saw 47 posts, slightly up from last year. ( Read more... )

As we all know, the super-prognosticators, the Mayan civilization, predicted that the world ends tomorrow.  So when the sundering of the world comes, I just want you all to know that I've enjoyed my times with you.  The laughter and the pain, the joy and the sorrow.  I have truly been blessed to have so many wonderful people around me.  Thank you ( Read more... )

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