Does anyone out there, or at least in the Houston area, have a scanner capable of scanning 11"x14" paper? I have some stuff that I have been needing to scan in for about four months now.

I am wanting to take pictures of some miniatures that I have painted. I need a camera with the following specs ( Read more... )

So at ten o'clock this even my home phone rings. I go to answer and the weirdest message plays for me. It was a text to voice mail I think.

"Your friend has sent you a reminder to shave your pubes on January 20 because it's the last day for Bush."

I fucking love my friends.

In case some of you are late shoppers this time of year like I am and wanting to find something for yours truly that is cheap then please click the following link ( Read more... )

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If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Yesterday was the United States Marine Corps 233rd birthday. We are older than the United States is.

Today is Veteran's Day . . . . Your Welcome.

Hey there Flemco, I am planning on starting my own political party to run for president in 2016. You wanna be the VP nomination? I am thinking of calling it the FUCK YOU PARTY. Our slogan will be, "How can we fuck it up any worse?"

If anyone feels the need to discountinue having me as a friend because of my political beliefs or the fact that I hate Obama, please let me know. The fewer Christmas cards I have to send out the more money I save.

To all conservatives out there, here is a phrase that in the near future will save your ass: "DON'T SHOOT! I AM A GOOD