2005. Not the best year I've ever had but the trials and tribulations have set me up to have an awesome 2006. My New Year's was very low-key. I spent the night in with Ben and Mark (and later Chris) doing sweet fuck all and then spent the next couple of days lazing in the sun at Cottesloe Beach. After working a hard-slog with the Christmas ( Read more... )

I don't even know why I'm posting these; they are so hideous.

Jaw surgery was a success. Well so the oral surgeon said. I'll believe it when the swelling goes completely down:

( Hideous creature of the night )

King of Knives Carousel has two positions available at the moment, both roughly 15-20 hours a week. The key roles are selling and merchandising, as well as (and perhaps the most important LOL) making for interesting conversation with me while it's quiet. Previous retail experience is a big bonus (something more than checkout chick, but this is ( Read more... )

I just got my tax return of $650 today and I'm tossing up between three options on how to best spend the money. Do I:

1. Leave the money with Mum as savings for some of the bond when I move out of home in roughly three months?
2. Pay off a large chunk of my credit card debt have the limit dropped from $2200 to it's original $1500? or
3. Spend it on ( Read more... )

Volvo drivers may be the worst drivers on the road but I've decided that Hyundai Excel drivers are by far the most annoying. Sorry James, but they are ( Read more... )

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This year's XES party can be described in 3 simple letters... poo. Poo of course being an acronym for positively outstanding occasion, despite its pathetic "Xotica" theme. I mean really, how does one dress exotic? Wear a sarong and put a flower in your hair? Ummm no thanks. I did see one guy walking around in one of those Hawaiian/Fijian stick ( Read more... )

01. Post a list of 10 TV shows you watch/ed.
02. Have your friends list guess your favourite character from each show.
03. When someone guesses your favourite character, unbold the title.
04. When guessed, tell us why you like that character.

1. The Nanny - Grandma Yetta - She is the ultimate biddy. The hair, the make-up, the glasses... She's perfect ( Read more... )

This is a conversation I had with my little sister earlier this evening.

Tasha: Have you been to the gym lately?
Me: Actually yes I went yesterday for the first time in ages. Why do you ask?
Tasha: I was just wondering.
Me: Why? Am I looking out of shape?
Tasha: You're looking a little flabbery (sic ( Read more... )

I think someone has decided to place a gypsy curse on our house. In a bizarre, ritualistic fashion, someone or some persons on Friday night thought that they might beautify our front lawn by making patterns out of PLASTIC CUTLERY.


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