more chuck norris

[vanhees]

all right...i couldn't resist. here are a few Chuck Norris jokes i haven't heard yet...so enjoy if you haven't heard them either

Comments

[realidream]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.

That one is fucking hilarious.

[vanhees]

this one will always be one of my favorites -

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

[buscandome]

"and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

wow.

[ltsplydoctor]

My night is complete. =)

[leah0987]

It is written that one day Chuck Norris will team up with Mr.T and Hulk Hogan. They will patrol the land roundhouse kicking, leg dropping, and pitying every fool in sight. This is more commonly reffered to as the apocalypse.

[vanhees]

hollywood hogan, mr. t, and chuck norris....that's awesome.

[treykane]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to walk on water like jesus, water moves out of his way.

[realidream]

You ever see that movie Sidikick? That movie was awesome.

[vanhees]

i think i saw it a long time ago....he was bad ass in the movie delta force.