Comments | vanhees: more chuck norris

vanhees

more chuck norris

Mar 07, 2006 23:48

all right...i couldn't resist. here are a few Chuck Norris jokes i haven't heard yet...so enjoy if you haven't heard them either ( Read more... )

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realidream March 8 2006, 17:58:40 UTC

*sidekick

salsa_shark42 March 8 2006, 18:19:55 UTC

A while back, they tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mt. Rushmore, but the stone wasn't hard enough.

vanhees March 10 2006, 02:38:15 UTC

that has to be a new favorite. great stuff.

here some other ones for you!! benny182 March 8 2006, 22:15:07 UTC

Hitler did not kill himself chuck norris teabag..

Chuch Norris sewed the t.v series Law and Order for taking his name for his leges....

Ha Ha funny funny

kokushibyou March 9 2006, 15:38:45 UTC

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajama pants

kokushibyou March 9 2006, 15:44:19 UTC

hahaha oh and I like "Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did."

sky_splasher March 10 2006, 00:01:51 UTC

brokeback mountain isn't just the name of a movie. its also the name of the pile of dead nijas laying in front of chuck norris's house.

vanhees March 10 2006, 02:37:18 UTC

haha that's awesome.

vanhees March 10 2006, 13:04:03 UTC

chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

oh yeah...it's his 66th birthday today.