Some are just slips of the tongue

• Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
• Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
• Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
• House passes gas tax onto senate
• Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
• Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
• William Kelly was fed secretary
• Milk drinkers are turning to ( Read more... )

Got this from evilwhitemale who got it from twsted_beauty who got it from god knows where...

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Answer!

Ok good... Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be!

You gotta love college, we never grow up haha...
( Dumb, funny, and amusing college quotes immortalized for greater shame and reflection... )

Haha...Court is sooo funny.
Here listen to this dialogue where the 16th century comes alive in a rousing exchange of love, wit and...confusion. Truly a court jester's favorite!

( At Least One Starry Eye Lover... )

I got this article in an email and it's just so damn funny.

( What's Your Excuse? )

If one of your supposed friends decided to rudely impose his will over yours, it would be considered an act of despotic familiarity. But when your family decides to do it, it is considered an act of kindness, brought on by a superior understanding of your poor nature and the fact that they possess a greater intellect than any you could claim. It’ ( Read more... )

Love, the kind the poets dream of with starry eyes and pounding hearts, always seemed to be rather uncomfortable. Rather like the feeling one gets sitting too close to the fire.

I'm B.O.R.E.D ( Read more... )

It is by far the largest object in the solar system with more than 99.8% of the total mass of the Solar System. The Greeks called it Helios, the Romans called it Sol and us astrologist called it G2. It is, at present, about 70% hydrogen and 28% helium by mass everything else amounts to less than 2%. This changes slowly over time as it converts ( Read more... )

Know what I really hate about school? Wasting money on stupid books that the prof. feels we must have, but barely use :/. Jerks. I'm not usually tight-fisted though. Really, I even like to spend things on people for no reason but that I saw it and it reminds me of them :). I never expected anything back because really what is the reason for ( Read more... )

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