Piss. Well, once again...not much happenin' in the city of VanHooseville. Had a quiz today in my ENR class, got 18/20...not too shabby. Got a test in my Police Studies class on Thursday, which is going to be a bitch because I NEVER FUCKING READ. Aghhh...I just wanna get a C+ or above on all my classes at least. But, I can do it...cuz I am the man ( Read more... )

Yeah, once again I've fucking failed to update this sombitch in a timely manner. Forgive my fatass ( Read more... )

Going back to my new home at last. Been here for about a week, going crazy and out of my mind. Went to the movies last Friday, seen Hostel. It was a good movie, had a good storyline and all, but it was too fucking sick and gory for me. I'm usually into movies like that too, loved Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But this movie made it look like Dora the ( Read more... )

Been a while since I've this bitch up with an update ( Read more... )

Shew...sombitch. Man this has had to be the most fucked up week I've ever had in my life. Well I'll let'cha in on what all happened tonight.

Well, this is a good thing...so I'l. start off with this part. Two weeks ago, I stopped into the Paddy Wagon, which is a restaurant by day, bar by night. I asked the owner if he needed any help, cuz I had ( Read more... )

Motherfuckin' Macedonians ain't worth a bloody hairy virgins cunt. My grandmother calls me up and says "you have to call this woman at 1-800 blah blah blah, she said something is wrong with your debit card." I was like "Hmmm...that ain't right." I call this woman, she asks "Have you used your debit card in the country of MACEDONIA in the past 2 ( Read more... )

Fuck yeah, found some napkins in my car from where I ate at Mickey D's earlier. Took care of ol' #2. ;)

I went home for the weekend when I should have stayed here and saved gas. It sucked being home...from being bitched at by the family more than once, driving around 4 hrs. later that night trying to find a bar that was CLOSED, and just spending money on gas going home and coming back ( Read more... )

Ahhh...Saturday night in Richmond. Anything is possible ( Read more... )

AGHHHH FUCKIN' HEADACHE GO AWAY! Just that one pitcher did me in last night, now it feels like Ford F-350 just ran over my head ( Read more... )