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My tweets
- Wed, 13:12: Of course I lose my cta pass on the morning I have a 9am conference call
- Wed, 16:44: New Biography Claims Sarah Palin Had A One-Night Stand With Glen Rice In 1987 - @ Deadspin http://t.co/xCM1IcA / PLEASE BE TRUE
- Wed, 20:21: ♥ After The Rain by Mission of Burma #lastfm: http://t.co/yJpQyrGK
- Wed, 22:17: Larry demore sighting. He ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Tue, 12:41: ♥ Here Comes The Sun* by Ghost #lastfm: http://t.co/WgzQwua
- Tue, 19:21: Today is one of those days where Die Kreuzen sounds so right and perfect I wonder why I didn't put it on as soon as I walked in here.
- Wed, 11:26: RT @ joegarden: Fuck Randy Newman. Lyrics are for assholes. #oneaday
- Wed, 11:48: 10 things Fashion Magazine ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Mon, 13:40: Apparently it's never too early to be drunk on the #blueline. OH: "my whole purpose of this journey is to get the fuck off this train" #cta
- Tue, 02:58: Anyone who has Vanilla Ice anywhere on their last.fm charts is not allowed to comment on anything music related ever. *corrected
- Tue, 11:54: I hope I'm not the only one that wants ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sun, 16:40: In the woods?? RT @ DJCowboi: PS - I just shit like a bear.
- Sun, 19:12: Today would be the best day if there was a chaise lounge in here. Sometimes the couch just doesn't cut it.
- Sun, 19:18: I guess I could lay in bed. But do I read or continue to watch Derrick Rose dunks on youtube?
- Sun, 19:21: Shrieking like a little girl. http ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sat, 13:51: If you are unsure what to do on Sat morning, might I suggest using a really noisy pulley on your scaffolding at 8AM? My neighbor recommends.
- Sat, 17:21: Ice sculpture at the @ threadless meetup. http://t.co/oIxUxAU
- Sat, 20:28: Was hoping to fit in a nap but the crying baby & screeching pulley next door have other plans. Or maybe ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Fri, 18:25: Walked into place that was playing a song they play before all the #Bulls games. Almost crumbled into ball of tears. Come back, basketball!
- Fri, 19:21: ♥ I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts 1997 Mix by X #lastfm: http://t.co/N8d5DQr
- Sat, 00:06: Sink drains but I had to scoop out all the water that was in the bottom of my dishwasher. It ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Thu, 14:04: Saw a neighbor's dog urinate while doing a handstand this morning. So that's the kinda day I'm having.
- Thu, 14:04: And the dog got on its front paws, not back paws. It was super bizarre.
- Thu, 17:18: My eye has been twitching all day. Could it be because I can't sleep for more than two hours at a time? Or was it the handstand ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Wed, 17:09: RT @ Gantry: Take 1 minute to sign a petition which will donate one polio vaccination for your signature - http://t.co/jIPP05X
- Thu, 01:16: Just got trolled by my kitchen sink. Think that standing water is draining? Nope. Overflowing the bottom of the dishwasher & onto the floor.
- Thu, 12:08: Do you have the right shoes for riding ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Tue, 18:02: Regretting my decision to not wear a jacket.
- Tue, 20:22: I feel like this is going to be my most efficient month-end close since I started this job. I'm ready to get elbow deep in a bank statement.
- Wed, 11:20: I don't know if the centipede army heard that I was talking shit about them or what, but I have a serious centipede ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Mon, 12:41: ♥ Curse of the Name by Volcano Suns #lastfm: http://t.co/N8pNG2F
- Mon, 13:11: Fresh meat timesicles. http://t.co/iRRZfHW
- Mon, 13:36: I had a dream that I solved a Rubik's cube but I just looked over there and it's still sitting on the shelf, unsolved. Mocking me.
- Mon, 14:21: ♥ Ritual by Ghost #lastfm: http://t.co/sHGYTFA
- Mon, ( Read more... )