I died today!

[vanillabeanduck]

Never put your cat in the microwave.

Never!

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No podias tu gato en el Microwave!

No!

IS IT CONSIDERED CANNIBALISM IF A PIDGEON EATS TURKEY SLICES? PLZ HELP.

Corn makes dogs fart, LOL TRY IT!!! *FUN FUN FUN*

"This surely is a circus penis" - John, LOL FUNNY JOHN.

Mexicans stole my grill! Get the "Two-Ba-For's"!!!!

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[vanillabeanduck]

A hot dog in the oven is as useful as a twig in a whale-'gina.

Whale-'Ginas.

AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET.