why hello there, livejournal

Happy Holidays!

I get my paycheck tommorrow and I cant figure out what to spend it on.

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN.

Never put your cat in the microwave.

Never!

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No podias tu gato en el Microwave!

No!

IS IT CONSIDERED CANNIBALISM IF A PIDGEON EATS TURKEY SLICES? PLZ HELP.

Corn makes dogs fart, LOL TRY IT!!! *FUN FUN FUN*

"This surely is a circus penis" - John, LOL FUNNY JOHN.

Mexicans stole my grill! Get the "Two-Ba-For's"!!!!

What what.

nothing worth blogging about, but I do have pictures of my dog, Josie.

enjoy.

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En viente anos, yo tendè trienta y sies anos. Tendè tres casas grandes con cinco rapido carros. Esterè psiquiatra, y trendè un oficina del psiquiatria. Estere muy famoso psiquiatra. Esterè casado con cinco niños, creceràn estar doctores y abogados.

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Yes. I love stealing.

Not in stores, but in school.

In a very subtle way, I steal alot of things.

I wouldn't say they were impressive, but it's quite a bit of stuff.

I love talking about myself.

My birthday, I'm 16.

Anyone who listens to them and suddnely thinks that they're the worlds most insightful person and that they actually have an opinion that matters is retarded and should die. Tool fans are idiots, and Maynard is an old geezard who looks like a truck ran over his face 500 times, but forgot to hit his nose.

Thank you.