Leads Theo into the depths of the wine cellar.

There's a whole big box of ferret treats back here. I saw it a few days ago. All you have to do is hop inside and it's all yours. Smiles.

Whistles softly as she quietly makes her way through the Steward's Quarters. She leans a cane against the wall beside Eomer's door, with a note attached, written in a neat, practiced script, "Because you never know how long those eyes will hold up." A box is set beside the cane, with it's own note "For my second favourite Rohirric son."Grins and ( Read more... )

I could have sworn I heard someone invoke my name. I suppose that means it's time I came out of hiding and created some more mischief.

So. Where was I? Oh. Right.

I love it when plans go just the way I want them to. Cause, you know, there's no better way to get revenge then to give someone exactly what they want - what they desperately want - and then watch it be taken away from them. Sure, it might not be forever, but the pain and anguish being felt right now is so worth it. Even the smiting was worth it ( Read more... )

Things are going just according to plan. I admit, I was a bit worried about how I was going to pull that last part off, but I discovered this pretty little horse will do just about anything for the right amount of sugar, which, by the way, is a lot.

And really Jade, calm down. I reiterate that I did nothing wrong, and frankly, neither did he. ( Read more... )

( Vanthene gets the next step of her nefarious plot out of the way and snags herself a very young Prince...and his mother )

Things are all in place here and it's time to move on. The orcs have heard more than enough about the genocidal King who currently sits in Meduseld. They also assure me that they can improve upon the death their ancestors gave a certain elf. I have no reason not to believe them, or at least believe that they'll try ( Read more... )

Have settled, more or less, into Orthanc. As far as abandoned towers of evil go, it's in pretty good shape, but some of the doors look like they've been done in with a hammer. Suppose that's because they were.

Anyway, what with fixing up things around here, fiddling around with the dress, because no, it doesn't fit quite as well as it should, ( Read more... )

Now that I've had time to think about it, I'm pretty sure I can actually pull it off. And of course, being evil - and bored - the urge to try is overwhelming.

So. I'll do it. But you will owe me. Big. I'll decide what and when later. Providing I live through this. And if I don't, you think Mandos is hell now? Just wait.

I've been taking this lying low to extremes. Seems my two favourite targets have hightailed it to Rohan and I didn't even notice.

Hmm.

I had a wedding to ruin, didn't I? Right then. Off to Rohan it is.