Maybe it's just the fact I'm finding more and more reasons to hate people lately, but it seems like this whole chainmail and forwarded e-mail stories thing is getting way out of control ( Read more... )

To begin with, I'd like to mention that when I saw Mr and Mrs Smith, it was with free tickets, at an advanced screening (three days before it was released internationally), I also received a bag with a lot of free junk in it, and the drinks were much cheaper than they normally would have been .. so clearly, no matter what the movie turned out like ( Read more... )

I'd like to start off by saying that if I ever have children, and one of them ends up being a girl - I'm going to be praying her entire life that she ends up marrying someone exactly like Russell Crowe. Not only has Russ starred in a great number of timeless, blockbuster movies - but he has instigated and participated in several assaults, brawls, ( Read more... )

If you're retarded, illiterate, or both; it's likely you have yet to hear about the Chinese spies in Australia and their clearly redundant numbers. Somewhere near one thousand Chinese spies are operating within Australia said China's consulate-general. Funnily enough, he has now quit his job and gone into hiding - likely from fear of China and ( Read more... )

It dawned on me that a lot of people now-a-days are unsure of how to efficiently use public transport - more specifically: buses ( Read more... )

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Is it just me, or has this whole Harry Potter thing gotten out of hand? I remember way back when Harry Potter was comprised of a few shitty books that only a few stupid kids enjoyed. It made insulting their worth quite painless and easy - though with this new Harry Potter revolution, including: movies, action figures, coloring books, cartoons, ( Read more... )