time to petition, children

[varda_elentari]

Now that this psycho has decided to declare war on the Valar by covering the land in a Second Darkness, many of you are in danger. Unfortunately, Valar aren't in the business of unsolicited interference in Middle-earth conflicts and destruction. We do however wish to extend our services to those who desire divine protection, since the bastard did

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[ghostofisildur]

Dear Elbereth, on behalf of King Elessar of Gondor, I emplore you to please protect our Kingdom, especially the White City.

Yours,
Isildur

p.s. Since Erendis/Nine is not around to ask, please protect Ithilien as well. Thank you.

[tolmangamgee]

HELP!!!!!!!

[king_gilgalad]

Um, ah...don't think he's headed this way, but...

El and the new, nameless bunny?

[elanorgamgee]

*nudges*

And Merry and Daisy, since they are here with us.

[king_gilgalad]

Yes, of course.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[just_laugh]

Elbereth Gilthoniel Queen Varda ma'am I must petition for Gondor on behalf of my son who is having another of his nervous breakdowns as we speak! I know he can be rigidly serious sometimes, but his country deserves protection, pleeeeease?

[boromirofgondor]

Umm, even though I have the protection of the One Ring, it might be safe to ask for divine protection from you O Elbereth Gilthoniel. Please protect Timultyland and my beloved niece Chomsky Sauron as well as my creatures: BOB II, Smaug, In Utero, and Apollo 18.

[chomsky_sauron]

Oooh ooh, and Edie, too!
*clings to Uncle Fuckface* I'm scared! Make BOB II getn out from under the bed and stand guard at the door or something!