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[varda_elentari]

Denethor announces that Bree is destroyed and that only Mordor Pizza Express is left standing.

I apologize to whomever might have lived in that town, though I'm not sure which it could have been.

Because, you see, Bree doesn't have a Mordor Pizza Express. Their branch was closed and converted into a RohirriMart.

Which was why Sauron instigated

Comments

[manwe_sulimo]

Can't we just play with him a lot?

[varda_elentari]

:bursts out laughing: You're so impossibly cute.

[manwe_sulimo]

Hehehehe ;)

Deranged mortals. When will they learn?

[telperien]

Ithilien is safe, right?

[varda_elentari]

Oh yes, Ithilien, too.

Re:

[telperien]

Thank you!