But barely. Some of Irmo's toys are just dangerous. He said he never uses the special ones on mortals, though. Not since the time with the seven dwarfs, I think. That must have been messy ( Read more... )

Daddy's sacred hoagies, I'm bored. People think it's all glamour and glitz and power being a Vala, but really, the novelty wears off after the first few Ages. And Valinor is so crowded these days. Once upon a time, it was only open to elves and Maiar and Really Special People, mostly the ones who dedicated a good length of time to melting down ( Read more... )

"Ok, here. Ham on rye with mayo. Changing into what?"

"Thank you, princess. Where're Eru's chips?"

"............ :dramatic sigh: :snaps fingers: There. Big Grab Fritos. Now then, changing. into. WHAT?!!!"

"Go look in the mirror, princess."

"............................... :SCREAM OF TERROR:"Talk to your husband, kiddo ( Read more... )

"Daddy, I feel weird."

"Make me a sandwich, princess."

"No, really, Daddy, something's wrong. I've felt strange since you took away our powers."

"You're probably just changing back. Now where's my sandwich?"

"Changing back to WHAT?!"

"Talk to Mannie, he's the one who asked for it ( Read more... )

The day my favourite big brother in the whole world and all of Eä, except for the one I married, disappeared into the void like a bad plotline, I fell into a deep depression and immersed myself in a 45-hour "Dragnet" marathon with Daddy to forget my woes. Unfortunately, I went into a coma after the 10th hour. That's where I've been. Don't ask ( Read more... )

Well, I'm bored. Daddy keeps fading in and out of late-night TV-induced comas, my siblings have nearly all fucked off, and all Manwë and I do lately is smoke and drink chocolate milk. So we're going home and going up to his old throne-thing on Taniquetil and back to our old canonical lives as The King and Queen of Arda. Have a nice life, puppies ( Read more... )

Early this morning, I wandered into my office, conjured a latte and settled onto a long yellow sofa with my pretty little handmaid, sitting at the other end with a laptop balanced on her knees. I handed her a latte and told her to read off the week's To Do list. She raised the cardboard coffee cup and tapped it ( Read more... )

.... damn it.

Ok.

:is canonical:

:shines a lot:

:is codependent with Manwë:

:scares Melkor:

:listens to elves sing and take her name in vain:

... Right. That was a big change.

In the most current news, Nienna and Ulmo are getting married. But you probably knew that by now. Still, yay! We haven't had a Valar wedding in 25,000 years, which is a pity considering all of the plant life the average Valië generates in a single footstep.

In less publicised news, the elf that Melkor impregnated during his little power trip ( Read more... )

Apologies to anyone who seemed to have developed a sudden case of asthma in the past few days. Manwe has been holding his breath.

(Not to worry, though; I've taken away all of his "special stamps.")