Comments | varda_elentari: Yes, I'm alive.

varda_elentari

Yes, I'm alive.

Jun 29, 2003 06:55

But barely. Some of Irmo's toys are just dangerous. He said he never uses the special ones on mortals, though. Not since the time with the seven dwarfs, I think. That must have been messy ( Read more... )

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vana_everyoung June 29 2003, 07:18:06 UTC

HA! Still alive, dirty whore. Excuse me while I go warn mortals of the perils of cloning me.

nieliqui June 29 2003, 14:59:57 UTC

PPPHHHHHBBBBTTTTTTTTT

vana_everyoung June 30 2003, 08:11:54 UTC

OOH. Baby Vala made a raspberry at me. How I tremble in fear! Do it again and I'll turn your tongue into an orchid. An ugly orchid.

fatherofall June 29 2003, 10:25:27 UTC

Daddy just banned new maiar :D and took up heavy drinking.

stupid dwarves. stupid ulmo.

varda_elentari July 2 2003, 15:01:11 UTC

Oh, good! I'm keeping my Onion Ring, though. That was just damn funny.

New Ulmo or old Ulmo?

fatherofall July 2 2003, 15:14:48 UTC

Oh, he's not touching the ones already made. It seems cruel and Eru is a king and loving god. Right? Right.

New Ulmo. Dwarfsex. >.

varda_elentari July 2 2003, 15:18:00 UTC

Eru is the best Daddy ever. :)

:pales: ...... Dwarfsex? ...... Are you sure? Maybe Aulë's been wearing an Ulmo mask...?

telimektar June 29 2003, 15:48:16 UTC

Hiya Aunty Varda!!!

varda_elentari July 2 2003, 13:31:30 UTC

Hello, little delinquent nephew. Have you turned out to be as gay as your Daddy?

irmo June 29 2003, 18:33:20 UTC

Irmo knows Varda's just pretending not to like Irmo's toys. ;)

varda_elentari July 2 2003, 13:24:59 UTC

No, no no... Varda does like Irmo's toys, she just wonders if mortals could handle anything that... long.

Praying king_arvedui July 1 2003, 17:30:21 UTC

Oh, Varda, most blessed among all the Valar. She who guides our way at night with her shining beacons of starlight, she who gives us the hope to live on with merely her presence in the world, this mortal is not worthy of approaching you.

However, approach you he will. It will only take a moment.

*points to a large barrel filled with water* Mind blessing that?

*bows respectfully*

varda_elentari July 2 2003, 13:19:42 UTC

You should be closer to the floor. :eyes the barrel dubiously: What is it for, exactly?

king_arvedui July 2 2003, 14:32:14 UTC

*is surprised to hear the voice of the goddess*
*bows down lower*

It is for the annihilation of a creation of evil. Namely, a vampire. It is to my great sorrow that he walks upon the beautiful earth which you and your fellow Valar have worked so to perfect, and so I must rid the world of him, so he would not mar your ever lasting glory.

I heard a legend once that says that the vile creatures cannot stand waters blessed by the forces of divine good, and so I turned to you, chief among the Valier, to aid my humble quest.

*clears throat*
Please?

varda_elentari July 2 2003, 15:00:10 UTC

Ooooh, you're good at sucking up. I like that. Sure, I'll bless your little water bucket. I haven't blessed anything in a long while, I kind of miss it.

:materializes: Oh, don't look so shocked. You haven't been alive in a while, have you? Stay on the floor, I have to take out my dimmer contacts to do this and my eyes tend to make people a little blind.

:pops out Divine Dimmers™ lenses, blesses the water, makes it a little glowy for effect, puts the contacts back in:

All right, little man, you can stand up. Use your gift wisely, blah blah blah, do anything bad with it and I'll smite you up the ass, mmkay? Don't forget to send an offering upon completion of your quest-thing. Ta. :disappears back to Taniquetil:

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