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Huh.
He looks high. What a shock. -
Accent mark problems
Oh, fuck. This is not a good time to be a Vala. >_<
(And damn it, there's a lot of profiles that need fixing.)
On the plus side, you can now list interests like "manwë" without having them converted to "manwe." This also means that, for the moment, a lot of Valar names in my interests list are unshared. :P -
Attn: Mortals
The Valar are sick of fixing up your shit. We are not your fairy godmothers. We are also sick of your adolescent moaning about our involvement, until the moment you want a new body or something rebuilt. My sister, Yavanna, Queen of the Earth, has wisely and justifiably withdrawn her services. The rest of the Valar, after a brief but decisive ( Read more... ) -
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Denethor announces that Bree is destroyed and that only Mordor Pizza Express is left standing.
I apologize to whomever might have lived in that town, though I'm not sure which it could have been.
Because, you see, Bree doesn't have a Mordor Pizza Express. Their branch was closed and converted into a RohirriMart.
Which was why Sauron instigated ( Read more... ) -
Varda's list
Groups, people and locations under protection after the appeals under last post:
- Everyone in Rivendell was already perfectly safe, since the Almighty is still watching Dukes of Hazzard there.
- Rohan and its denizens and omnivorous dinosaurs (Vanna had you covered already)
- Sporkdor is under the protection of Tess
- Minas Tirith and Gondor in general
- ( Read more... )
- Everyone in Rivendell was already perfectly safe, since the Almighty is still watching Dukes of Hazzard there.
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time to petition, children
Now that this psycho has decided to declare war on the Valar by covering the land in a Second Darkness, many of you are in danger. Unfortunately, Valar aren't in the business of unsolicited interference in Middle-earth conflicts and destruction. We do however wish to extend our services to those who desire divine protection, since the bastard did ( Read more... ) -
it never stops.
A note for these two stoners...
BOYS. THIS is not funny. Comic relief is nice, but freaking out the denizens is not. Most of them have just been kicked out of Mandos and all of them just came an inch away from being obliterated by Oompa Loompas. You may think this is funny now, but remember when you thought it would just be HILARIOUS to ( Read more... ) -
AAAAARRRRRRGH
Reconstruction is only half-finished, the Halls of Mandos are STILL in chaos and MY HUSBAND IS IN ANOTHER FUCKING COMA.
If I could die, I'd kill myself. -
heh
I'll say this much: There's nothing like an apocalyptic flood and its resulting damage to bring a family together.