time to petition, children

[varda_elentari]

Now that this psycho has decided to declare war on the Valar by covering the land in a Second Darkness, many of you are in danger. Unfortunately, Valar aren't in the business of unsolicited interference in Middle-earth conflicts and destruction. We do however wish to extend our services to those who desire divine protection, since the bastard did

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[manofrohan]

::PETITIONS::

I've got family down in Rohan!

And think of all the horses!

I think I feel faint.

[ghostofisildur]

All the horses moved to Gondor, remember?

[manofrohan]

Oh. Right.

Think of the cute little Rohirrim!

[lordelladan]

Think of the cute omnivorous dinosaurs?

[faramir]

SAVE ME!

[lordelladan]

Protect Rivendell, please?

My mother's pregnant.

[estethegentle]

Don't worry Elladan. Daddy Eru's in Rivendell still. He won't let bad stuff happen to your pregnant mommy and the rest of your family. :)

[lordelladan]

Oh that's good then. I'm glad. :)

I'll petition...

[papa_denethor]

To have you meddling fucks stay out of this!

Re: I'll petition...

[varda_elentari]

Sucks for you, bitch.

Re: I'll petition...

[papa_denethor]

....

Do you have any idea how hard it is to hate you with those adorable Juliet icons?

Re: I'll petition...

[varda_elentari]

Sorry. It's part of the Elbereth thing. I default to being loveable even when I'm angry. Props for recognizing the reference, though.

[frodogamgee]

Um, please save me and all of Sporkdor's Army?
If that's too much, then, uuuuh, just my family (which is almost the same thing).

If that's too much, then at least Merry and my son?!