Muns lie.

[varda_elentari]

The day my favourite big brother in the whole world and all of Eä, except for the one I married, disappeared into the void like a bad plotline, I fell into a deep depression and immersed myself in a 45-hour "Dragnet" marathon with Daddy to forget my woes. Unfortunately, I went into a coma after the 10th hour. That's where I've been. Don't ask

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[estethegentle]

I missed you. ;)

[manwe_sulimo]

I really really liked that part when we slipped some lsd into Sauron's tea and then locked him in a room with a red strobe light. Eheheheh. EhEhehehehe. Ehehehehehe.

ooooooooooh. Star Trek!! Deep Space Nine. ;)

[vana_everyoung]

we gave up that plan and had some fun redecorating Mordor with pink azaleas

...MY JOB. You go fuck with your little balls of gas up in the atmosphere. I missed you. Gah. And to think I almost felt happiness when you flung yourself into the void.

[varda_elentari]

Fah, your colour scheme was all wrong. We just readjusted it a little. Got rid of all those horrible orchids. Awwwwwww, that's so sweet. alksdjfklasdf There was no void! No flinging! Just a mountain and a big stone chair! Damn it, what's with this death-void-POOF nonsense? >_

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[vana_everyoung]

They were not orchids they were daisies. *puts giant pink roses in Mount Doom* Dammit. I never said that. Just goes to show how much your fellow immortals love you when the hope of flinging yourself into the void almost became a delusioned reality. :)