I have now reached the point in my songwriting where the only music that I genuinely enjoy listening to more than my own is Blind Guardian and Beethoven.

I should be able to clear the former hurdle before too long, the latter, if I manage that in my lifetime I'll be shocked.

An open letter to some dumb, airheaded bitch:

I'm clearly ignoring you. How the fuck are you actually not able to tell???

You know what I hope happens at inauguration? I hope that they refer to Obama by his middle name when they swear him in.

"I, Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of...All those right wing douche bags who shit their pants at the sight of a brown person will whine and froth and be indignant, and they won' ( Read more... )

I think all my social problems may stem directly from my inability to discuss what types of beer I like and don't like.

I feel like I've been taking an eight year long dump. For eight agonizing years I'd been struggling and pushing as hard as I could, but with each State of the Union adress, each nationl crisis handled so poorly that it would be funny if it wasn't actually happening, every blatant, bold faced lie that Dick Cheney didn't even make a feeble attempt to ( Read more... )

oh god... oh god... oh god..... he's got to win..... he's got to fucking win..... these are going to be the longest, most excruciating five days of my entire life

Every time I look at the news having anything at all to do with McCain or Palin, I get infuriated almost to the point of tears.

Charisma Carpenter is officially the biggest peice of ass ever to walk the Earth.


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"When asked who [the democrats] would vote for among all democratic candidates should Gore run, Gore was favored at 54%, while Clinton recieved 9.3%, Obama 5.5%, and Edwards 3%."

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A NEON GOD DAMN POGO STICK, AL, JUST RUN FOR FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!

I smell like Ari.