Merrick's Birthday Party!

[varna]

Deviant High Holy Day is nigh upon us once more. To celebrate Merrick's 28th birthday, we will of course be having a party. Alas, we were unable to secure a site, so we will be having the party at Bellana's. Saturday, June 14th, starting at around 8PM, we will commense with the festivities

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[fierinferno]

Maybe I'm retarded, but I don't understand what this sentence means. Assume the party escort submision position or you will miss the party.

Can you tell me so I don't be all confused? My face gets scrunchy and my tummy hurts when I'm confused ;)

[varna]

It's a reference to a really awesome game called Portal. More specifically, it's from the crazed computer running the simulation, who has a fixation with cake and also gives us such things as