i've had this theory for many years that the reason i get sick so much is that getting better is like being high

I've been doing yoga, on my own and in classes, for about 30 years. I *was* doing weight training up until about 25 years ago when I stopped on medical recommendations. I'm taking it up again. The yoga's gone on ( Read more... )

OK, so I was sitting around watching TV when I glanced across the room and noticed a strange object on the floor over by the woodworking section... not believing my eyes at first, eventually, I retrieved it and remain baffled as to its arrival here.

Not the only odd thing that happened last night, but jeez...

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When people break up with me, I prefer that they make up something, like they're about to get married or they're moving to Europe or something...

So I have a couple guys I need to dump (probably not the best word), but I was thinking I might just say I'm moving to Vietnam for work... is that going to go over

I haven't changed my meds, my relationships are pretty stable, I haven't moved...

For reasons I can't explain (and don't care to), I'm happier than I've been since I can remember. Just plain super OK.

That is all.

In November 1979, I came home from a party and was attacked in the lobby of my apartment building. I didn't know it but the guy was pissed off after a fight with his girlfriend, and also had been stalking me for some time. He was aggressive enough that my key broke off in the door lock as he dragged me out and under a porch of an abandoned ( Read more... )

They gave me 3 lbs of titanium, and put my leg back to the same length as the other one, and I'm almost back to being able to walk stairs normally. So fuckem I'm back to bodybuilding after some decades, and I feel unstoppable. Love you guys.

Oh, and I got my chest reupholstered.

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... and I'm back. There are people diarizing here whom I cherish, so I will try to check in and be present, thanks to my dear friend Vonnie who keeps me on track, the way friends do ( Read more... )

So sorry, kids... but my news is that short story, on the x-ray, it looks like a bomb went off on my right hip, which explains why my leg keeps getting shorter. We're now 3" up and it took them a year to figure this out. Whatever. They're going to do a hip replacement in early June, and I'll have some hospital time, then rehab facility for some ( Read more... )

Oh right. The deadline for motss.cons 2015 and 2016 has passed. Due to the unusual tie, we have two years worth of .con proposal winners.

Motss.con 2015 goes to Perry NY and environs, hosted by Dawn RedWine L with assistance from various including Ann Burlingham et al, hoping for any and everyone to jump in to help. Thank you for your proposal!!! ( Read more... )