( Gretel )

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A: The kids next to me in the cafeteria are discussing their intense feelings on the magna vs. summa cum laude division. I could not make this shit up
W: You should ask them if they have seen biodome and how they feel it compares to the rest of the pauly shore cannon
A: I'm saving that one for a special occasion

Supposedly having a dream about being pregnant has nothing to do with being pregnant: it means you're about to give "birth" to something in your life -- an idea, a stage, just some kind of change. I don't know how much stock I put in dream analysis, but in my experience, that seems to kind of fit the bill ( Read more... )

1) Greasy New York pizza that you have to fold in half to eat ( Read more... )

( It's not all sad, I promise )

I need tips on New Year's resolutions that are good for the soul. So far all I have is to either stop hating grad school or quit it.

(I love New Year's resolutions and I am generally pretty good at keeping them.)

Suggestions?

My baby! Come see it if you like.


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