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Breaking news: Talis Kimberley maimed in blade incident

Jun 08, 2008 20:50

The blade concerned was taken down where it stood today, but too late for talis_kimberley fans shocked to discover she was attacked and wounded yesterday in an incident on her "lottie". Local community friends and band members rallied round. One rushed her to hospital, almost reaching the local speed limits. Another living close to the scene, happily let her ( Read more... )

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armb June 9 2008, 07:59:35 UTC

I knew it could be sharp, but not six stiches sharp. I hope it heals well and soon.

filkerbaby June 9 2008, 09:37:47 UTC

Shadow Minister for the Environment has stated that when the party gets to power they will take steps to blunt the sharpness of grass.

Prayers for fast healing.

kathy_songbird June 9 2008, 10:45:14 UTC

Ouch!!! And for the title another ouch! Wow dem blades sure are dangerous. Let's ban them quickly.

Glad the Superstar is recovering! Seems a typical comment for her to make on the proceedings! :-)

same incident reported in a different tabloid... unclechristo June 9 2008, 11:35:03 UTC

Breaking News - Talis Kimberley on Grass!
Fans were reeling today when news hit that their heroine (no pun intended) had been indisposed on grass. She had to be rushed to a "hospital" to recover from her encounter with a particularly strong strain of grass. Drugs are a common problem with those in the entertainment industry and this understood to be Kimberley's first public problem with them apart from a mild tea addiction in the 90s. A spokesman admitted - "She was more than half cut - in fact, she was totally cut - we are having to postpone work on he new album until she is out of rehab - I mean ...feeling better.

Re: same incident reported in a different tabloid... aunty_marion June 9 2008, 12:27:19 UTC

So when do we get the page three pics?

(Oh. And that had me in stitches. Dunno about Ms Kimberley... *g*)

Re: same incident reported in a different tabloid... vaurien June 9 2008, 13:39:31 UTC

Don't think we'll see talis_kimberley baring herself in a page 3 style. Local paper front page glum look may be another matter. {:c)

Oh and she laughed out loud at both reports.

jaegerin June 9 2008, 14:40:17 UTC

Mischievous indeed... Geez, I had one part of my brain understanding that you wouldn't write like that if it was something _really_ bad, while another part was hopping through the text going "Talis... attacked and maimed... OMG!!... hospital... OMG!!! ... bleed profusely... OMG!!!"

But anyway: ouch! Glad all is well, more or less, and sending hugs to the injured party. Hope she is not too for-lawn about it all.