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[vavavati]

Um, I know I'm at the "top" table or whatever but don't think that because I'm a pureblood who is kissing the Carrows' asses for Padma's sake is in the Carrows' favour that it's all sunshine and flowers for me. I have to sit within hearing and seeing distance of Malfoy and his two goons. All three of them chew with their mouths open! It's

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[footery]

Yeah, it's not that great.

[vavavati]

Oh my God I know, right!? Everyone thinks we've got it so great, except that we're sitting with the babykillers.

[shorttop]

At least you get

I'm sorry, Parvati.

[vavavati]

Thank you, Neville!

[cornstalks]

Wow! Is it really, really disgusting?

[vavavati]

Extremely!

[cornstalks]

Do you ever chew with your mouth open?

[vavavati]

No! Well, sometimes I will talk with my mouth full of food, but that's only when I get really really passionate about something. It's NOTHING like the moronic duo and the would-be murderer.

[goylee]

WHAT IS A GOON?!

[vavavati]

You are, you moron!

[goylee]

I did not do anything!!!

[vavavati]

You chewed with your mouth open! That's enough!

[ravenscorner]

Thank you for even more nightmares!

[vavavati]

I'm sorry, Michael! I didn't mean to terrify you.

[ravenscorner]

I reckon I'm used to being utterly terrified, anyway. It's not that great for my complexion.

[vavavati]

Ugh- TELL ME ABOUT IT! Lack of sleep is terrible for my skin. I mean, it's one thing to be Bullstrode and walk around with pores the size of craters, but I'm expected to look good.