SO I WAS LISTENING COURT TV, AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE "24 YEAR OLD RAYMOND NEW HAMPSHIRE WOMAN DISSAPEARS IN 1985" AND I WAS LIKE "HEY I KNOW WHERE THAT IS." THEN THEY ARE TALKING TO SOME POLICE GUYS DRIVING AROUND, AND THEY PASS A HOUSE, AND I'M LIKE I KNOW THAT HOUSE, THAT'S TRACY'S HOUSE!" THEN THEY SHOW A DARK STREACH OF ROAD AND SOME COPS ( Read more... )

SO I GET TO WRITE FOR THE TOM COLLEGE MAGAZINE. I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS ( Read more... )

THE GUY THAT PLAYED ABE LINCOLN ON STAR TREK DIED IN COLONAL POPLIN, LOCATED NEXT TO ELLIS, LAST WEDNESDAY.

HE'D LIVED THERE FOR A DECADE AND NO ONE KNEW HE WAS ABE LINCOLN.

THAT IS ALL THE NEWS I HAVE.

AND THAT IS THE END OF THE STORY

I DID A FACEPLANT INTO MY FLOOR WHILE DANCING DURING THE SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW, WHILE NOT LISTENING TO "PRINCE" BUT BETTER MUSIC FOUND INSIDE MY COMPUTER.

THERE WAS BLOOD. AND IT WAS UNCOOL TO CLEAN UP.

AND THAT IS THE END OF THE STORY

RULES ( Read more... )

BECAUSE I AM DEANNA, I WAS WATCHING THE SAG AWARDS. WHERE I DISCOVERED THAT ISAIAH WASHINGTON IS IN REHAP FOR "his use of an anti-gay slur against a castmate ( Read more... )

IT'S 3 AM. I WOULD GO TO SLEEP BUT AT THIS POINT THERE REALLY IS NO REASON TO.

I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS.

I HAVE A NEW AIM ICON, ITS GEORGE O'MALLEY. I HAD ONE THAT SAID "MEN DON'T BUY TAMPONS" BUT THEN I LOST IT. I THINK I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR IT AGAIN.

AND THAT IS THE END OF THE STORY

I HAVE A HOMEWORK QUESTION THAT I'M STUCK ON. AND SINCE YOU ALL KNOW MORE THAN ME I THINK YOU MAY BE ABLE TO HELP ( Read more... )

I'M TIRED OF BEING SICK. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP BEING SICK AND JUST BE UNSICK FOR A FEW DAYS. I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WHICH IS INCREDIBLY FUN AT THE MB BY THE WAY. MY EARS ARE CLOGED AND THAT IS EXTREMLY UNFUN BECAUSE I GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY TAKE A CHEST XRAY BECAUSE MY EAR HURTS. LAST I CHEEKED THAT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENCE ( Read more... )

I GOT A HARD COVER COPY OF OWEN MEANY. AND I AM EXCITED ABOUT THAT.