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With him it’s all about the numbers.

He’s 23 but I liked it better when he was 7.

He’s one of 50 Most Beautiful People.

He likes his lovers about 10 years younger than he is.

And today he turns the big 3-0.

Happy Birthday David.

Yes, I'm a bitch and no I don't care if you like me ( Read more... )

I had a clone but David scared her away.

I don't want to be mean but if you've added me and I don't add you back it's because I'm not going to so stop commenting. Run along and get hit by a bus or something. I'm a bitch. I'm pregnant, my feet are swelling and I want prawns.
David announced again today that he's happy in and plans to continue playing for Spain until he's a grandfather. ( Read more... )

So we've chosen a date ( Read more... )

It seems the mansion sized playhouse we were having built for the boys is about to be demolished. Some nonsense about improper paperwork filed. I'm certain it was David's job to do that. Afterall, I am pregnant and can't be expected to do things like that. Especially since I need to spend time putting creams on my ever widing girth to keep supple. ( Read more... )

The man who lopped off David's head had his moment in court. It seems he wasn't a vandal at all. It seems he was instead a protestor who was so offended by the un-Christian display in the wax museum over Christmas, that he felt the most loving thing a God-fearing bloke could do was take a large sword of some sort, lop off David's small head and ( Read more... )

I'm certain you've all had the opportunity to hear David's lastest announcement in what we believe was an attempt at Spanish ( Read more... )

Very Happy Birthday Emma, love.