If I ever do get a tattoo like the one mentioned in my previous entry... it's going to be a "Handicap Only" sign. I wouldn't have thought of it if Chloe hadn't motivated me to start thinking of the weirdest signs to have over my sweet virgin ass.

I totally have a crush on myself.

Cruising the streets of Frisco a few days ago:

My uncle: "Holy shit! There's a stop sign here?"
My cousin: "Austin has a tattoo."
U: "Oh yeah?"
C: "She has a stop sign above her ass."
U: "That's subtle."
C: "'No entry'"

Ever get that feeling where you're walking along, perfectly composed, doing something most people find natural, and then you just lose your shit? You feel like the earth might actually be flat and turned vertical, and you just want to hold on to the ground? That might happen to me tomorrow. Or in the very near today ( Read more... )

I'm in HELL! I should be taking finals tomorrow! I mean today! Why'd I have to wait for things to get gawdawful? Fuck fuck fuck!

This is what I look like when I draw facial hair on myself:

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OMG I've posted 666 comments...

...Pants.

I don't know. That seems to be a very ongoing theme ( Read more... )

I want to write an entry to capture the essence of my life, but I will never leave the house if I do.

You're all invited to Murphy's, for my birthday...thing. Today at 3. Be there and stuff. I'm going back to bed.

Constantine is a good movie ....in spanish. I don't know about the english yet. I'll let you all know though.