I feel...inappropriate. And not in a dirty way. = (

I'm totally watching the Man Show and feeling saucy and cradling my head in my hands because my lack of direction warrants ...over the top sighing.

I have to go to bed now so I can get up early to watch Harry Potter.

Not even joking. I don't even care, it makes me feel all warm and cozy inside and I haven't masturbated away my rights to be entertained by it, by being obsessed with it...and masturbating it. Whatever the hell that means.

Take that prom go-ers. Yeah.

You know when people are like "I'll love you forever if you do this" and you know that they won't love you forever but that they want something badly enough that they're willing to lie about loving you forever? Well, this is..not one of those cases, because I will really strongly like you and won't be able to help but have a high opinion of you if ( Read more... )

Wow, so. The feeling of getting rid of a headache is really good. I had a fun english class ...last week. We spent the whole time discussing this really cryptic, metaphorical, densely poetic and confusing story about the restrictions of womanhood. That's all I can really conclude for sure. I found out it was all about sex, which is totally bogus, ( Read more... )

"I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's ( Read more... )

BONES HAD FUCK SENSE.
Tomorrow, when I'm pissed off, I'll try to ecstatically write a story I am ecstatic about.

I'm limping! It's sexy. And I'm watching Buffalo 66. Because I like Adam Goldberg so much, I'll watch a movie that his girlfriend's in. I was telling my cousin how undeserving Christina Ricci is, and how it seems like he's being generous to let her be his girlfriend, and she said "Like he's employing her." It amused me. Vincent Gallo isn't just a ( Read more... )

I really don't want to have to do it this way, but I need interviews, and I need them now. And if I can't get them online(cause it's not like I'm in that state ALL-THE FRICKIN-TIME), I'll start calling people where they live and ask them what they're wearing.

Maybe I should be more ashamed of myself than I really am? I was missing from school a lot in the past two weeks and now I'm actually sick... Mr. Neville sees through the facade and I have to say I am damned surprised! He made me feel pretty bad. But I have a small comfort in that when he was giving me a moral lecture I replied "You know, I really ( Read more... )

I have so much SHIT to make up, and so much flakiness to negate. Or something. I'd really like to do that.