...Those cards with the attractive and scantily clad male or female promising to show a little more when you (the birthday guy or gal) open the card. But when you open it you only see an obese 60 year old, who looks like they smoked 3 packs a day for those 60 years, stuffed into a pair of daisy dukes. These are not funny. Please stop or it will ( Read more... )

I just saw my first commercial that said, "Academy Award Winner: Sandra Bullock".

Jesus.

I don't know what I did to warrant such an awesome birthday, but I made out like a bandit this year. I should probably thank Brooke for getting such large ticket items like a Mac Book and a Coach purse for her birthday.

Birthday Swag:
Wooden dinosaur named Pete


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I'm so glad Livejournal reminded me that my birthday is coming up. I almost forgot!


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It seems like the past few years have flown by and I have nothing to show for them. So I've decided to make this year count. Instead of a "new years resolution" I'm going to make a list of goals. From the mundane to the extraordinary. They are as follows ( Read more... )

So, my Monday morning at Candy Haven was a little more exciting than usual ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,

Jackpot.


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G-talk conversation with pezking124

Andrew: okay

Genevieve: okay!

Andrew: okay!!!

Genevieve: OKAY!!!!

Andrew: OKAY!!!!!!!!

Genevieve: ok

Andrew: k

Naw, it's cool. I love sitting around waiting on you for two hours.

Okay, I know it's none of my business, but I just have to say this: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ( Read more... )