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[veganinja]

I took one of my dogs for a long walk earlier, and guess who I saw up the street.
Give up?
Two Tibetan monks, and one of them was a midget.

And I don't mean short. Mofo was a goddamn midget.

I'm not shitting you. I know that sounds made up and/or a hallucination, but I know they were real because my dog sniffed the little one.

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[humblebumble]

do you feel accomplished because you saw a midget monk? (I would)

[veganinja]

Yes. I'm glad you caught that.

"An alligator? With sunglasses? Now I've seen everything!"

[opprimo]

billy ... i'm drunk ... as it was my birthday.
but just a few notes:

midgets are people too ... unless they're from the lollipop guild

i have to go to work at 9 a.m. ... so never be like me and get a job where the LAST day of training ends on the day AFTER your 22nd birthday ... it's only heartache, disappointment, and a cute boy named brady who looks like Gale Harold from QaF and has a cute ass ...

where was i going with this?
anyway ... the point is ...

never start your 21st, or 22nd with goldschlagger (or however the sober people spell it) or Wild Turkey ... it only spells trouble.

and oh yeah ... as long as i'm hitting on every other boy ... you're no exception ...

"that shirt is very becoming on you ... if i was the shirt ... i'd be cumming too!"

anyway ... midgets are people too ... except when they're half of one ... then that's when you get into the "2.3 kids" issue of the "average American household"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

[vociferousberet]

awesome. did he smell good? oh wait, your dog smelled him, not you.