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Here are a couple of personal fantasies, triggered by songs I listened to a lot last spring and am now listening to again.
PJ Harvey- 50 Ft. QueenieSo I can make myself bigger and bigger at will, like the size of a building. I can also make my penis bigger and bigger at will. I do so, and it gets really really tall, and there are helicopters and ( Read more... )
PJ Harvey- 50 Ft. QueenieSo I can make myself bigger and bigger at will, like the size of a building. I can also make my penis bigger and bigger at will. I do so, and it gets really really tall, and there are helicopters and ( Read more... )
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Confused? Let me allude to the problems
We've had with you - you're like Shemp
A stooge no one likes, you're temp
But won't go the fuck away
My style? You're always trying to crimp
And might I add crib
I've got a little tidbit for you
Slime off before I ghostbust your ass
Back into primordial goo
You've got a death wish
Like Charles Bronson
You're hanging yourself
Like Richard Dawson
Your rhymes? Might
Work at home in Wisconsin
So giddeyup back to the family farm
Tell the moo-cows your shit was hot
Cause personally I don't see your charm
And I know that you're not
Gonna like your second life as Lot's wife
But if you keep being trife, son,
I'll convert your ass on the spot
Not like a mormon not like a cult
But from full grown adult
Back into pet food for a baby colt
Seriously, scram, skiddoo, bolt
Get the hell on out
Before I deflate your snout
With my fist, let me promise you:
I.... do... not... miss.
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