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[veganinja]

So I'm doing my old job, with kids and nature, and during training today a turtle totally came all over this guy.

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[veganinja]

I guess I should clarify a little bit. The turtle started ejecting a yellowish liquid and we all assumed it was pee, and one of the naturalists was like "Ew, it's THICK!" and at that point my heart sank. Then I saw that there was a big inflamed thing sticking out of the bottom of the turtle, just spraying this stuff everywhere. It was probably more than a human, and coming out of an animal 1/40th of the size.

[benthic]

Maybe you should edit your post instead of replying to it, ace.

Once in preschool we had a turtle come visit and it totally peed all over the carpet.

[veganinja]

Coming > peeing.

[kirk_tinman]

I once saw a turtle raping another turtle. the bottom turtle was trying to swim away, but it was in an aquarium and it was up against the glass wall. The top turtle was just ramming it into the glass over and over and over.

Then we saw sea animal sex 40,000 times larger than life at the imax.

[lola_leviathan]

LMAO

That made my day.

[lost_my_syrup]

one time I was at camp with all these kids and I masturbated all over a dog. while it was running away from me. then i taught a 5-year old how to smoke...salmon, that is...-flavored cigarettes.