I dreamed that Tom Waits was murdered (stabbed or shot in the back), and my friend and I went on the scene to check it out. The "clue" I took from the scene was a blue network cable, which I rolled up and sealed in a plastic bag and took home and did nothing with. Then I bitched about how Alex Hiatt would be downplaying the sadness of Tom Waits's ( Read more... )

As of 7 PM tonight, I am half done with college. Also, tonight sucked. Moreover, here is a poem composed entirely of actual notes I took for Comparative Psychology ( Read more... )

So today's a big party and stuff. Later tonight, NAPPY ROOTS are playing! You know, the guys who did "Aw Naw ( Read more... )

I dreamed that an immensely obese woman was showing my friends and I a video of her ass, while she quizzed us on the Constitution.
:(

(think of this as like Harper's index, but less snarky, and less about the president ( Read more... )

So a lot of people keep talking about this "The Grey Album," by DJ Danger Mouse, in which he took the vocals from Jay-Z's "The Black Album" and samples from the Beatles' self-titled, popularly called "The White Album," and made an album ( Read more... )

I went to see The Legendary Shack Shakers and The Reverend Horton Heat and another rockabilly band on Tuesday with jenixo. It was an amazing cascade of white-hot, balls-out, guitar-phallus rock and roll psychobilly punk boogie worship. With the three acts combined it was probably the longest show I've ever seen too. I wish I had brought a camera for the ( Read more... )

What's that "til da sweat drip down to da flo'!" song?
I love the line in it that goes
"The club owner said I got to calm down!"It's obvious that he was making an ass of himself somewhere and had to be asked to leave, and now he's bragging about it in a song ( Read more... )

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