I am born... well... 19 years ago anyway, at 10:47 in the morning. I'm going to be the president, with my trusty VP, Tiny (Al-Bayaya).

Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to meeee.
Happy Birthday to me.

How Pathetic.

I love to hit the bags and drag my truck through a parking lot. I love the looks that people give me when I get out of my truck. I love streetracing whenever possible. I love just hanging out with our imort and mini-truck club "HIGH ROLLAZ" look up my boy PaceBaller36, he is also a member of High Rollaz. I love talking to girls. I just love anyhing ( Read more... )

Today was our Freshman Indoc. It turned out well. Out of 30 cadets, 21 showed up. They all seemed to enjoy it. Friday we're having the second half where they get to get a little dirty.

Here's some simple math for you ( Read more... )

Does it get any cooler than this?

We went to see Daddy Daycare today.... hilarious is an understatement. It was a really good movie and reminded me of how much I enjoyed watching the kids at Smart Kick a couple of years ago. It's hard to think that some of them are starting high school this year! (Megan Gunther) Little kids are so simple, I wish life was like that all the time. ( Read more... )

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

There's only two rules: You can't tell anyone and you can't mess with free will ( Read more... )

For you people who find it absolutely necessary to take online quizzes, allow me to share a morcel of knowledge with you.

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