GET OFF THE PHONE WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING.

So brand new car, owned it for maybe a total of 56 hours if that.  Driving peacefully in a school zone, not speeding, and a Gold Taurus is off in the background.  I’m in the Right Lane, it’s in the Left.  She is speeding which really doesn’t phase me and I continue to rock out to my music.  Ms. Taurus ( Read more... )

Open memo to the Car in front of me:

GET THE FUCK OVER.

Thank you,

Civic

I drive on the freeway twice a day and the most annoying thing I see is some person cruising at 65 in the fast lane.  Really 65?  Okay granted I think the speed limits are 70 or 75 but it’s the bloody fast lane and you have 12 cars behind you and 26 miles of open ( Read more... )

About 6 years ago I saw the most coolest thing to do for Christmas.  Chocolate covered cherries that were mice.  Since then I have vowed ever year to make said Cherries.  Each year...  yeah.  THIS YEAR YES!  Okay so I finally get a recipe my mom gives me.  I'm thinking sweet I can do this.  I can't make grilled cheese sandwiches but ya know I can ( Read more... )

I found this hiding in my work computer.  I've been cleaning it out - Word has been going around that they are laying people off so I'm just making sure I leave nothing behind ;o)  Anyway enjoy - It's my rant from about a year ago.

People are so arrogant.  I work at a newspaper.  Now this is a big freaking company.  Were talking 400ish ( Read more... )

So yesterday time cards were due...  And we have to fill them out including Todays and Fridays hours.  I signed it and left it with my boss yesterday.  Today I called in saying I would be late 30 minutes (set my alarm wrong - oops).  When I came in my boss called me into her office and asked why I would have written 8 hours on my time card when I ( Read more... )

Since the changes at work I have a few people that just never shut the fuck up.  They tell me every damn moment what they are doing and practically give me play by plays of conversations they had with a customer.  I really don’t give a fuck when you have to pee or pump more crap into your lungs.  I care even less when it comes to your client and ( Read more... )

When I got promoted I was tossed into the most boring job ever. They day went by slow and 90% of the time I spent cartooning in my new little cubical. *Note* My job has nothing to do with cartooning. Anyway.. I was reading the paper one day on break and someone from another department walked in with this rectangular Hot Pink thing attached to her ( Read more... )

Something that I’ve always had that I don’t mention often is I have a small case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I definitely don’t have it as bad as others in fact not many know. I remember one time when I was working at the movie theatre we didn’t really have desk’s that were assigned we just kind of sat wherever. One day after I was done with ( Read more... )

When I was younger, I was always very paranoid about things.  When I would leave work at midnight I was watching every car on the street and if they turned down any street with me I immediately go off my normal path to the bank but would head towards Wal-Mart.  Since that was the only store open when I got off.  It seemed like the safest place.  I ( Read more... )

No time to write.  That is a new one.  I’ve been working full time at the newspaper then I come home to work more.  Not much casual time.  This weekend though I refused to take any freelance jobs.  I’m going insane with no break to myself and the dishes are stacking up, and the poor cats are driving me nuts with needed attention.  (They used to ( Read more... )