I've been listening to the same song over and over and over on repeat in my car. I have been advised that this would lead some to homicide. I just get stuck in the same song for a soundtrack for a bit. Only happens in my car. Everywhere else I'm too short-attention-span-theater... I don't actually even know the name of the song or who sings it ( Read more... )

Jodi could sing. Not because she had the vocal chords, vocal training, or vocal gifts, but rather because she had the right personality. If Patsy Cline did Vegas, and Vegas looked like a Waffle House, then Jodi was Patsy Cline. Kareoke was sitting in a Waffle House for too many hours and too many cups of coffee, alternating between singing the ( Read more... )

Poll Hampton pig.

If I were to name a pig, I would name it Hampton. I think it comes from watching Tiny Toons a lot, or something along those lines. I am currently working with a customer named Hampton. Thus far, I have been successful in only singing my new hampton pig song in my head while on the phone with the non-pig Hampton. Hampton piiiiiig.... Hampton ( Read more... )

I'm eating soggy fries. Not generally a big fan of soggy fries. Generally actually try to avoid them at most costs. But these are oddly tasty. Probably not the best thing to eat right before I go to the gym, but well... I'll let ye ole mastery o' stairs deal with that.

Wooo.... Sooooooo preeeettty...

( The Lusty Month of May )

This song popped in to my head. I can't remember where it's from, so I was hoping that maybe one of you crazy cats would remember... It goes something like...

Spider
He is our hero!
Spider
Must.... stop...
Spider
Step on spider!
Spider
We love you spider!

And then it ends with some sort of kung-fu noise...

Help.

20 years ago: Look who's six! I was living in Marietta... Probably exploring the woods of my neighborhood with my then-best-friend Heather Zidell, probably jumping on tables to sing, and working rooms.

10 years ago: Not a good year. I would actually say the worst year of my life, hopefully ever. Wasn't actually feeling much of anything ( Read more... )

Woooo... I just got a Marta card for the month of May. It has a cripple on it.