squatters were living in the apartment above mine and i had to call the cops on them and now i feel very old.

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my love, she hath no beauty ( Read more... )

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i wrote a short whiny post, and then a long elaborate post on extroversion as a defense mechanism, and then another short post on how i like to read books that don't haunt me ( Read more... )

jordan: "okay so the hobbit is like this adventure where gandalf comes knocking on bilbo's door and is like 'hey, come with me' and bilbo is like 'hey, who the hell are you' and then they go on the grand adventure which pretty much means absolutely nothing."

a guy in the marines just tried to recruit me. i want to know how the marines got my cell phone number. i feel all violated!
our conversation went something like this.

marines guy: is ariel available?
me: um...sure. this is she ( Read more... )

you might try then, as i did, to find a sky so full of stars it will blind you again
only no sky can blind you now.
you'll care only about the darkness and you'll watch it for hours.