Comments | velvet_cake: 004. phone

velvet_cake

004. phone - event, stage 4

Jul 13, 2011 22:15

[Waver liked to think that he was a private person and would prefer for his personal life to remain outside of the public view.]

[Mayfield had other plans.]

I've never been kissed.

( Oh God why was he talking. )

bad idea bears, don't get him started, theories theories theories, +event: speak up, +rider, +rin tohsaka, inferiority complex the size of london, +kiritsugu emiya, waver is a virgin forever, +saber, +gilgamesh, let's talk about my sex life, +kotomi ichinose, +lancer, not as planned, it's like mgs but with magic, +waver

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fated_blade July 14 2011, 02:18:11 UTC

Y-you are...Rider's master, yes?

[What is happening to these people, she doesn't even...]

velvet_cake July 14 2011, 02:20:42 UTC

[If you could see him now, Saber, you would know that his face had many things in common with a tomato, the most notable being color.]

...yes, I am. 'Was' would be more correct, I suppose, since he isn't a Servant anymore.

fated_blade July 14 2011, 02:22:33 UTC

Haaa...well, you are not the first person to have this...openness problem.

velvet_cake July 14 2011, 02:38:53 UTC

I've noticed. I should've cut the cord to the bloody telephone before I even got the compulsion to prattle on about my personal life.

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Re: [phone] velvet_cake July 14 2011, 02:22:54 UTC

[HE ISN'T YOUR LECTURER YET, AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE UNSPONSORED SO DAMN FAST.]

[Just. So much mortification.]

...are you quite finished yet?

kinpika July 14 2011, 02:30:46 UTC

I'll hook you up with someone!

velvet_cake July 14 2011, 02:36:34 UTC

...I'd really rather you didn't.

kinpika July 14 2011, 02:38:00 UTC

I know a lot of hot girls so it'll be okay!

velvet_cake July 14 2011, 02:40:27 UTC

I did already mention that I'm not interested, didn't I?

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macebronia July 14 2011, 02:39:02 UTC

Never been kissed, eh?

Kid, we need to change this and get you living All parts of life.

Though I'm not sure if we'd need a guy or a girl! [laughing, more with than at]

velvet_cake July 14 2011, 02:46:57 UTC

[You cannot laugh with someone who is not laughing, Rider. And Waver was certainly not laughing-- he was about ready to look for a rock to hide under and never show his face again.]

R-Rider! [Embarrassment reaching critical mass.] You idiot, why would you say something so ridiculous? I already said that I don't care about that part of life, so don't get any ideas! The last thing I need is you trying to set me up on a date or something equally stupid!

macebronia July 14 2011, 02:48:15 UTC

Come on now, in my conquests I've had my share of fine people. I'm sure I could find one that suits your tastes!

velvet_cake July 14 2011, 02:51:36 UTC

Don't you ever listen to a word I say? I don't want you to find someone for me, because I'm not interested!

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[phone, stage 3] lunawolves10th July 14 2011, 03:20:50 UTC

Being kissed does not make a man. Do not worry about it [ Says the ever-virginal spehss mehreen ]

[phone] velvet_cake July 14 2011, 04:39:58 UTC

I'd worry less if I didn't keep getting people calling to try to set me up on dates.

[Can't he just be forever a virgin in peace?]

Re: [phone] lunawolves10th July 14 2011, 23:45:53 UTC

You need not worry about that from me. I think such things are flab on the mind.

[ Yes he did just use one of Rin's standard phrases. Her influence is rubbing off on her loyal wolf. ]