Comments | velvetassistant: Requests 011-017

velvetassistant

Requests 011-017

Jan 07, 2009 08:58

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willninja4food January 7 2009, 19:10:39 UTC

Um...I think I can do 015!

I'd have taken [011], but I ate the pudding on the way here on accident.

velvetassistant January 7 2009, 19:12:19 UTC

The request will not expire~

willninja4food January 8 2009, 05:20:06 UTC

Oh, uh...I got it!

*Holds out what is actually just an ordinary lobster painted yellow and covered with plastic googly eyes and pipe cleaners for poofy attenae*

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 20:21:35 UTC

What is this trickery? Do you not know the image of Europa-pean lobsters?

Burn this into your mind, lass. *opens her book and shows her the info on the lobsters*

I will take this lobster as a penalty for attempting to swindle me, however~

Thread 5

idkmybffscience January 7 2009, 22:36:51 UTC

For 011...

Would lime jello be okay?

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 03:30:29 UTC

My apologies, but no. However, if I am looking for jiggling delight, I will be sure to ask you~

immolationbitch January 8 2009, 19:09:39 UTC

Jiggling delight?

I'm right here~

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 20:24:25 UTC

Welcome to the Velvet Room... how may I help you...?

Thread 5

realfakehero January 8 2009, 01:23:57 UTC

These bunny-girls are some kind of unusually symmetrical mutant, correct? Wouldn't they be unlucky by definition?

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 03:35:58 UTC

To date, I have never heard a word against their luck.

realfakehero January 8 2009, 03:51:56 UTC

So they are all lucky then? I'll see what I can do in that case.

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 20:17:25 UTC

I take that as an acceptance of the request?

Thread 5

memoryisthekey January 8 2009, 01:43:07 UTC

Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures From Beneath the Hollow Earth. Tell me you're joking.

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 03:34:44 UTC

That is no jestful quip, dear knight.

memoryisthekey January 8 2009, 03:42:46 UTC

I'm not a knight. And I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

...Hhhhhgh. Tell me where to find them and I'll kill a few for you. Can't argue with shooting Nazis.

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 03:45:35 UTC

You are armed and armored; do tell, how are you not a knight?

They are under the earth, so, my mind fabricates that they dwell within caves.

Thread 7

overlordinate January 8 2009, 02:32:35 UTC

What kind of idiot would get you a Thursday in exchange for 30,000HL? Thursdays cost a lot more than that!

...Although... I do know the manufacturers personally...

velvetassistant January 8 2009, 03:29:06 UTC

Is the bounty not adequate? The ad did not actually mention the opening bid.