Requests 18-26
Some where in a square near the local Rosen Queen is a glowing blue door. It is not in a wall; it simply there, a door to nothing in particular. You may have seen such blue doors else where, but this is one is notable from any others you've seen for having a lacquered blue sign mounted on it reading, "Side quests; please inquire within."
As you open the door, you find yourself inexplicably looking into a spacious and lavishly decorated blue velvet elevator. Elizabeth stands there waiting. "Welcome to the Velvet Room."
((For an explanation of how this works, please go here.))
Item Requests
018: Blurry, Photographic Evidence
Description: Rumors speak of a mighty delver in the deep. It's very existance is not even as certain as that of the Loch Ness or Big Foot, because for those two, they at least have blurry photographic evidence. I wish this to be remedied. Bring me a blurry photograph of Gourdy.
Reward: [25,000 HL] and a [Totally Legitimate Version of Photoshop]! ((Computer not included)) Perhaps you can improve the quality of your photos by manipulating them into surreal visions!
Status: Taken by Ema Skye
019: Sordid Secrets
Description: As of late, it seems my mind hungers and has a taste for rumors. Please write a tabloid article about someone and bring it to me. Anyone will do. But it must be as fantastical as those black and white heralds of secret knowledge hidden in plain sight at super market checkout lines~~
Reward: [10,000 HL] and a [Printing Press]
Status: Taken by Joshua here, completed here, and turned in here.
020: Valentines Cards
Description: Valentines Day!! A day of desperate declarations of love where students pass out preprocessed, cardstock declarations of love to dozens of people! "Be Mine!" "Be My Valentine!" And don't even get me started on the witticisms! Such a holiday scoffs at the 'traditional' values of monogamy by exploring the cultural practices of other exotic societies!! Such an intriguing holiday. Please make or find a [Valentines Card] and send it to Elizabeth~ ((Seriously, I think some of those things are awful and hilarious. Post links to images of the one you give her and I'll put each one in the status. Feel free to make your own so they can be hilariously IC~~))
Reward: [5,000 HL], [Candied Hearts] ((You know, the little sugary things in colors that have Valentines messages on them))
Status: Special, anyone may submit one except for the blue clown, for he is clouded in an ghastly odor.
Black Mage
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
021: Box of Chocolates
Description: ... to be entirely honest, I have never been favored as such to receive a box of chocolates before. I suspect the heart of the matter is to due with my sheltered childhood; after all, I've never actually been out of the Velvet Room on Valentines Day before... please, bring me [Valentines Chocolates].
Reward: [10,000 HL]
Status: Taken by and completed by Laron de Belvaire here.
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
022: Ruby Arrows
Description: Coinciding with Valentines Day, Singlehood Awareness Day is fastly approaching, and for the especially desperate or manipulative amongst you, I, Elizabeth, have an interesting offer. Bring me 6 [Large Rubies].
Reward: [5,000 HL] and 3 [Eros Arrows] ((One struck by the arrow will, for a few days (it may vary), fall in love with the next person they see.))
Status: Untaken
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
Monster Requests
023: Defeat the Almost Ultimate Foe
Description: A slumbering foe of great terror, to awaken it is akin to stirring a hornet's nest. Come, ye mighty, and prove your strength. Bring me the carapace of the terrible Tarrasque. ((See the Monster List, under Order of the Stick / Dungeons and Dragons))
Reward: [1,000,000 HL] and [Reflect Armor] ((Begin the battle with Reflect casted upon you. Also very shiny.))
Status: Taken by Gig here, who enlisted the aid of Vanessa here, and turned in here.
024: Defeat the Ultimate Foe
Description: I've always wanted to put a bounty on a named NPC before, so now I think I will indulge my whimsy in this matter by making the bounty of the most grandeuer I can possibly conceive!! Defeat the Ultimate Foe: Overlord Baal, and bring me his head!
Reward: [999,999,999,999 HL] and [The Holy Grail] Yes, I've had it all this time.
Status: Untaken
025: Horny Request
Description: In ancient times, the horns of the primal beasts were considered to be symbols of power and also medicines or aphrodesiacs. In the PURSUIT OF SCIENCE!!! ... I've always wanted to say that I request that you bring me a [Unicorn Horn], a [Dragon Horn], a set of [Holy Dragon Horns], a Mystic Beast's [Bladed Horn], a pair of [Succubus Horns], and one [Menos Grande Nose]. Happy hunting~ ((See the Monster List under... various spots.))
Reward: [75,000 HL] and [Horn of Powdered Horns] ((A dose of this will give you the effect of a haste spell! It is also ... rather like powdered viagra. You'll run out whenever you see fit.))
Status: Taken by Ashnard
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
026: Beserk for Bouquets
Description: It is said by some that what makes a flower so beautiful is that it, like all life, will someday wilt and wither away... that the transience of life and struggling against death itself is what makes life truly beautiful. To test this theory, I would like you to round up a dozen live Beserker Plants and arrange a [Beserk Bouquet] for me. ((See the Monster List under Legend of Legaia))
Reward: [40,000 HL] and [Immunity Boosting Super Pollen Suppliment!] ((Way less painful than a trip to the hospital!! Only cures illnesses.))
Status: Taken by Noa here, and turned in here.
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
Reprints
010: 666th Interdimensional Bank
Description: I would like to participate in a 'Bank Robbery.' Planning is not my strong suit, so please take me on one with you, won't you?
Reward: 2 Get Out of Jail Free Cards ((They're taken from Monopoly. She doesn't know that, but they'll probably work anyway))
Status: Untaken
012: Secret Society
Description: I have realized that enough of us around here wear funny hats to form some sort of secret, puppet master order. Please acquire 5 Filled Out Memberships from people with funny hats.
Reward: [20,000 HL] and [Secret Decoder Hat] ((It is a talking hat that decodes things it is set on top of. It will decode cryptograms, and translate other languages. It may help with the hacking of entries, though I would respect unhackable one's privacy still. Set upon the head of another person, it will attempt to make sense of what they say. It might explode if you put it on top of the head of someone incredibly non-sequitur, such as Homsar, or sometimes Elizabeth))
Status: Taken by Nia
013: A Thursday
Description: Blip Beep! I saw an add for this all-purpose robot, and simply must own one! Bring me a Thursday~ New, used, refurbished, it matters not, so long as it is still at least most-purpose.
Reward: [30,000 HL]
Status: Untaken
017: Netherworld Academy
Description: I have been to an earth high school before, but I would like to see a place of higher education. This 'Academy' is such an institution, where students specialize in fields, is it not? Learning in a field is a very novel concept I would like to see.
Reward: [10,000 HL] and [Extra Credit] ((She'll bribe your teacher. Everyone has a price.))
Status: Untaken
The following are outstanding requests. These are reprinted here as reminders. If you wish to cancel, please inform me and we will come to terms~ Remember you may never have more than three outstanding requests with the Velvet Room~ First the number, followed by the person who agreed to the request, numerically ordered for your convenience.
006, Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures from Beneath the Hollow Earth (Agent Washington)
014, Lucky Bunny Girl (Ciaphas Cain)
015, Oh My (Sasuka Uchiha)
016, Europa-pean Lobsters (Izuna)
006: Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures From Beneath the Hollow Earth
Description: These strange, dangerous creatures are rather fascinating seeming to me. Please bring me 2 pieces of their Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Metal From Beneath the Hollow Earth.
Reward: Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Armor From Beneath the Hollow Earth ((... impressive for something made of aluminum, but is still made of aluminum. Better than Steel Armor, worse than Holy Dress in the Rosen Queen shop. May change your sprite into an Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creature From Beneath the Hollow Earth; use your imagination, they're all special snow flakes unique mutant freaks.))
Status: Taken by Agent Washington
014: Lucky Bunny Girl
Description: The fates the soothsaying ways have shown me predict a turn for the worse in my fortune. Please acquire 4 Lucky Bunny Girl Paws, a Bunny Girl Outfit, and Bunny Ears from a Lucky Bunny Girl. ... well, no need to be wasteful, isn't that right? But remember, she must be a lucky one!
Reward: [15,000 HL] and [Everlasting Carrot on a Stick] ((When you look away, it is replenished. It is 100% everlasting free food! ... if you want to eat nothing but carrots for the rest of your life. Probably increases the speed of a mount by a very small percentage.))
Status: Taken by Ciaphas Cain
015: Europa-pean Lobsters
Description: I would like to grill up some Europa-pean lobsters. Please bring me 2 Europa-pean Lobsters. I can taste the buttery claw meats already~
Reward: [15,000 HL]
Status: Taken and failed by Izuna here, but later completed here.
016: Oh My
Description: The Velvet Room could use some new decorations. I would like you to bring me the skins of a lion, a tiger, and a bear. But they have to be blue.
Reward: [10,000 HL] and [Ruby Slippers] ((They will send you home~!! They are an assured cop out and will send you back to your room in the castle.))
Status: Taken by Sasuke Uchiha
As you open the door, you find yourself inexplicably looking into a spacious and lavishly decorated blue velvet elevator. Elizabeth stands there waiting. "Welcome to the Velvet Room."
((For an explanation of how this works, please go here.))
Item Requests
018: Blurry, Photographic Evidence
Description: Rumors speak of a mighty delver in the deep. It's very existance is not even as certain as that of the Loch Ness or Big Foot, because for those two, they at least have blurry photographic evidence. I wish this to be remedied. Bring me a blurry photograph of Gourdy.
Reward: [25,000 HL] and a [Totally Legitimate Version of Photoshop]! ((Computer not included)) Perhaps you can improve the quality of your photos by manipulating them into surreal visions!
Status: Taken by Ema Skye
019: Sordid Secrets
Description: As of late, it seems my mind hungers and has a taste for rumors. Please write a tabloid article about someone and bring it to me. Anyone will do. But it must be as fantastical as those black and white heralds of secret knowledge hidden in plain sight at super market checkout lines~~
Reward: [10,000 HL] and a [Printing Press]
Status: Taken by Joshua here, completed here, and turned in here.
020: Valentines Cards
Description: Valentines Day!! A day of desperate declarations of love where students pass out preprocessed, cardstock declarations of love to dozens of people! "Be Mine!" "Be My Valentine!" And don't even get me started on the witticisms! Such a holiday scoffs at the 'traditional' values of monogamy by exploring the cultural practices of other exotic societies!! Such an intriguing holiday. Please make or find a [Valentines Card] and send it to Elizabeth~ ((Seriously, I think some of those things are awful and hilarious. Post links to images of the one you give her and I'll put each one in the status. Feel free to make your own so they can be hilariously IC~~))
Reward: [5,000 HL], [Candied Hearts] ((You know, the little sugary things in colors that have Valentines messages on them))
Status: Special, anyone may submit one except for the blue clown, for he is clouded in an ghastly odor.
Black Mage
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
021: Box of Chocolates
Description: ... to be entirely honest, I have never been favored as such to receive a box of chocolates before. I suspect the heart of the matter is to due with my sheltered childhood; after all, I've never actually been out of the Velvet Room on Valentines Day before... please, bring me [Valentines Chocolates].
Reward: [10,000 HL]
Status: Taken by and completed by Laron de Belvaire here.
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
022: Ruby Arrows
Description: Coinciding with Valentines Day, Singlehood Awareness Day is fastly approaching, and for the especially desperate or manipulative amongst you, I, Elizabeth, have an interesting offer. Bring me 6 [Large Rubies].
Reward: [5,000 HL] and 3 [Eros Arrows] ((One struck by the arrow will, for a few days (it may vary), fall in love with the next person they see.))
Status: Untaken
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
Monster Requests
023: Defeat the Almost Ultimate Foe
Description: A slumbering foe of great terror, to awaken it is akin to stirring a hornet's nest. Come, ye mighty, and prove your strength. Bring me the carapace of the terrible Tarrasque. ((See the Monster List, under Order of the Stick / Dungeons and Dragons))
Reward: [1,000,000 HL] and [Reflect Armor] ((Begin the battle with Reflect casted upon you. Also very shiny.))
Status: Taken by Gig here, who enlisted the aid of Vanessa here, and turned in here.
024: Defeat the Ultimate Foe
Description: I've always wanted to put a bounty on a named NPC before, so now I think I will indulge my whimsy in this matter by making the bounty of the most grandeuer I can possibly conceive!! Defeat the Ultimate Foe: Overlord Baal, and bring me his head!
Reward: [999,999,999,999 HL] and [The Holy Grail] Yes, I've had it all this time.
Status: Untaken
025: Horny Request
Description: In ancient times, the horns of the primal beasts were considered to be symbols of power and also medicines or aphrodesiacs. In the PURSUIT OF SCIENCE!!! ... I've always wanted to say that I request that you bring me a [Unicorn Horn], a [Dragon Horn], a set of [Holy Dragon Horns], a Mystic Beast's [Bladed Horn], a pair of [Succubus Horns], and one [Menos Grande Nose]. Happy hunting~ ((See the Monster List under... various spots.))
Reward: [75,000 HL] and [Horn of Powdered Horns] ((A dose of this will give you the effect of a haste spell! It is also ... rather like powdered viagra. You'll run out whenever you see fit.))
Status: Taken by Ashnard
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
026: Beserk for Bouquets
Description: It is said by some that what makes a flower so beautiful is that it, like all life, will someday wilt and wither away... that the transience of life and struggling against death itself is what makes life truly beautiful. To test this theory, I would like you to round up a dozen live Beserker Plants and arrange a [Beserk Bouquet] for me. ((See the Monster List under Legend of Legaia))
Reward: [40,000 HL] and [Immunity Boosting Super Pollen Suppliment!] ((Way less painful than a trip to the hospital!! Only cures illnesses.))
Status: Taken by Noa here, and turned in here.
Expired: February 22nd, 11:59 PM, PST
Reprints
010: 666th Interdimensional Bank
Description: I would like to participate in a 'Bank Robbery.' Planning is not my strong suit, so please take me on one with you, won't you?
Reward: 2 Get Out of Jail Free Cards ((They're taken from Monopoly. She doesn't know that, but they'll probably work anyway))
Status: Untaken
012: Secret Society
Description: I have realized that enough of us around here wear funny hats to form some sort of secret, puppet master order. Please acquire 5 Filled Out Memberships from people with funny hats.
Reward: [20,000 HL] and [Secret Decoder Hat] ((It is a talking hat that decodes things it is set on top of. It will decode cryptograms, and translate other languages. It may help with the hacking of entries, though I would respect unhackable one's privacy still. Set upon the head of another person, it will attempt to make sense of what they say. It might explode if you put it on top of the head of someone incredibly non-sequitur, such as Homsar, or sometimes Elizabeth))
Status: Taken by Nia
013: A Thursday
Description: Blip Beep! I saw an add for this all-purpose robot, and simply must own one! Bring me a Thursday~ New, used, refurbished, it matters not, so long as it is still at least most-purpose.
Reward: [30,000 HL]
Status: Untaken
017: Netherworld Academy
Description: I have been to an earth high school before, but I would like to see a place of higher education. This 'Academy' is such an institution, where students specialize in fields, is it not? Learning in a field is a very novel concept I would like to see.
Reward: [10,000 HL] and [Extra Credit] ((She'll bribe your teacher. Everyone has a price.))
Status: Untaken
The following are outstanding requests. These are reprinted here as reminders. If you wish to cancel, please inform me and we will come to terms~ Remember you may never have more than three outstanding requests with the Velvet Room~ First the number, followed by the person who agreed to the request, numerically ordered for your convenience.
006, Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures from Beneath the Hollow Earth (Agent Washington)
014, Lucky Bunny Girl (Ciaphas Cain)
015, Oh My (Sasuka Uchiha)
016, Europa-pean Lobsters (Izuna)
006: Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures From Beneath the Hollow Earth
Description: These strange, dangerous creatures are rather fascinating seeming to me. Please bring me 2 pieces of their Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Metal From Beneath the Hollow Earth.
Reward: Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Armor From Beneath the Hollow Earth ((... impressive for something made of aluminum, but is still made of aluminum. Better than Steel Armor, worse than Holy Dress in the Rosen Queen shop. May change your sprite into an Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creature From Beneath the Hollow Earth; use your imagination, they're all special snow flakes unique mutant freaks.))
Status: Taken by Agent Washington
014: Lucky Bunny Girl
Description: The fates the soothsaying ways have shown me predict a turn for the worse in my fortune. Please acquire 4 Lucky Bunny Girl Paws, a Bunny Girl Outfit, and Bunny Ears from a Lucky Bunny Girl. ... well, no need to be wasteful, isn't that right? But remember, she must be a lucky one!
Reward: [15,000 HL] and [Everlasting Carrot on a Stick] ((When you look away, it is replenished. It is 100% everlasting free food! ... if you want to eat nothing but carrots for the rest of your life. Probably increases the speed of a mount by a very small percentage.))
Status: Taken by Ciaphas Cain
015: Europa-pean Lobsters
Description: I would like to grill up some Europa-pean lobsters. Please bring me 2 Europa-pean Lobsters. I can taste the buttery claw meats already~
Reward: [15,000 HL]
Status: Taken and failed by Izuna here, but later completed here.
016: Oh My
Description: The Velvet Room could use some new decorations. I would like you to bring me the skins of a lion, a tiger, and a bear. But they have to be blue.
Reward: [10,000 HL] and [Ruby Slippers] ((They will send you home~!! They are an assured cop out and will send you back to your room in the castle.))
Status: Taken by Sasuke Uchiha