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I should have cut right to the chase yesterday- what finally put me out was the big dildo in my ass and me fisting myself while watching some hot homemade porn I found on Bittorrent. I think my tolerance for big objects is increasing, which means I'll need to buy bigger toys. Not that I'm complaining ( Read more... )

So last night I went out to the sex shop and bought a pair of nipple clamps. I've had them before, but I keep on losing the damn things, and I haven't owned a pair in a long time. They're about 2" long, with the thumbscrews for adjusting the strength ( Read more... )

( meme-age )

So now I know why I was so drunk Friday night after talking to a friend (not her) who was more cognizant than I... I was drinking Trois Pistoles. It did its damage for two reasons: firstly, it's incredibly tasty, second, it's nine percent alcohol. So that's what, almost twice as strong as normal beer?

That'd do it.

So I suppose I did the LJ-equivalent of Drunk Dialing. Slightly embarassing to be sure, but oh so worth it.

( Hot )

Totally drunk... And I totallly got fucked royally by a hot girl... maybe when I'm more sober I'll elabora.te Time to go t i bedoda . Ooooooh yhea. Wow.
I'm not an alcoholic, I just lked drinking and fucking.

taht will sound like a lie. But is' truel.

It's nights like last night that make me want to pick everything up and move to New York. Well, mostly- discounting the pain, but more on that later.

( Friday Night )

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Woohoo, first entry on this sucker! I'm going to be working on posthing things here pretty soon.