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[venenum_letalis]

Bugger.
I hate that red-head arse of a girl. She'll get her commupance, that dirty slut.

Is it a priority for a few worthless individuals to introduce themselves into my day and completely destroy it? It would've been all those little pricks having to go to the hospital wing if she hadn't come along. Bloody hell. Some charity, breaking my bloody

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[xetoile_noirex]

Stop complaining. You got what was coming to you, you prick.

[venenum_letalis]

Oh! Why, I give my sicere apologies. Oh, how woeful I am to provoke you to say such things! Yes, I shall stop complaining just for you.

I'll ask for your opinion when I've chopped off my ears and thrown them into a vat of embalming potion, alright?

[xetoile_noirex]

Clearly, you're just bitter because your nose is broken.

Scratch that, you're always bitter. I'm sorry for interrupting your valuable sulking time.

[venenum_letalis]

Perhaps I'm only bitter because people like you insist on wasting my time with comments I'd rather choose to ignor.
But what's the fun in that? Stop believing that I care what you say to me.

[not__serious]

OI, you'll get more coming to you if you don't keep that tongue behind your teeth.

Believe me, it is going to be a good week, ol' Snivellus. I have some things planned for us - and don't start getting sodding ideas.

[venenum_letalis]

I'll say what I like, and you will tolerate it whether you want to or not. If it weren't for your rosy-cheeked whore of a friend, I wouldn't've had to say anything, which would've been in favour of all of us, however sickening that idea is.

Well, how considerate you are to take time out of your precious day to think about dear Snivellus. And how patheic it is that you have to put effort into trying to make me miserable. Well, Black, I hate to dissappoint you, but nothing you do will ever be clever enough to upset me, so don't loose any sleep trying to think of something.

Of course you would think of such vulgar and appalling things first, wouldn't you? I'm not surprised, you being the poof that you are.
So who are you taking to that party that you're infirior enough to go to, eh? Some pre-teen slut from Gryffindor or James Potter?

[not__serious]

Jealous, are you? Sorry to disappoint you, but I have no date and no, dear Snivellus, I won't go with you. Sorry to break it you.

[venenum_letalis]

Oh, my hopes are shattered. What ever will I do without you?

Has the girl of your dreams turned you down, Black? Have you suddenly come to realize that your nothing more than a fly on the back of a troll? That the imprint you leave when you die will be nothing more than a splatter of yellow insides on the window? Something I knew all along?

No, of course you deny it, being the contradicting, angsty little boy you are. Just as long as you have your bloody chums, eh?
You disgust me.

[_hoaxes]

Well, you must have done something in order to obtain a broken nose and I advise you don't use such vulgar language before you get something else broken by the same person.

[venenum_letalis]

Excuse me, but, do I know you? And do you think if I even did that I would humbly listen to your words and do as you so thoughtfully advised me to?

Obviously, you don't know me, either.

[_hoaxes]

A Prefect of Ravenclaw, I would suggest you record that in your mind, Severus. This is your linked journal and you may do as you wish, but this vulgar language of yours is really uncalled for; makes you look rather puny.

And, no, I don't know you nor do you know me. I wouldn't want to know you - and no, not in that way, so I just bid you farewell now.

[venenum_letalis]

Prefect or not, I refuse to respect you, letalone remember who you are.

[prongs_deer]

Just WAIT till I get my bloody hands on your arse, Snape! Just WAIT.

[venenum_letalis]

Oh, wouldn't you love it, Potter, having your bloody hands on my arse, as you so tenderly put it? I'm sure it would do more for you than I am willing to imagine.

[prongs_deer]

Ah, the lad has his mind in the gutter! Never thought you'd fantasize about such things, Snape. Please, I have my eyes on someone else and you better stay away from her or, I will have to pay you a visit - and not in that way, you bloody git.

[x_lily_x]

*is mildly flattered and touched*

[motherbrainez]

You leave Lils alone or I swear I'll pound you.

And I'm probably twice your weight and size, so don't think for a second I couldn't or wouldn't do it.

[venenum_letalis]

I would say you're upwards of three times my weight, to be reasonable.

[motherbrainez]

[*splutters silently*]

So watch it or I'll sit on you.