Concerning Unscrupulous Duplication

[venenum_letalis]

Avery insists on copying my Transfiguration essay word-for-word, which is incredibly stupid of him. Firstly, McGonagall understands completely that Marcus is a twit, and wouldn't put plagairism past such a miscreant. Professor, if you manage to stumble accross this confession, make the behemoth write his own bloody paper, please. I have better

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[crudus_monstrum]

[Private to Severus]
Deal, but I'm not keeping my clothes on. You're just a fucking poof for looking.
[/private]

[chimera_windigo]

Well, now all McGonagall has to look for is bits of melted twit-face caked onto the parchment, and she'll know whose it is. I almost feel badly for what I've done.

[young_andbetter]

At least now he'll be caught for cheating.

[chimera_windigo]

And for littering the corridors with wiffy face bits.

[notso_bashful]

Huh! How does Avery feel having his face melt away?

[v_mulciber]

Oh, poor widdle Sevewus. I guess that's what you get for being the best in the class. Ish.

[venenum_letalis]

I am the best in that platitudinous class, Mulciber, and one cannot form an entire sentence out of what I can only assume is a fragment of a word unspecified and slightly taunting in context.

Also, you spelled my name incorrectly. I suggest you fix that, please.

[v_mulciber]

Oh, psh. You limit yourself to medieval English, a lot will go over that greasy head of yours, mate. I'll do what I want.

[venenum_letalis]

I agree with you on everything except the greasy remark. I much prefer my hair this way because it's more compliant. Looks better than the dead animal you're wearing on your head, anyway.