Relay style, no rest between sets except to drink water and then say, "Oh man, I think I'm gonna puke ( Read more... )

Client on the phone: "Yeah, I used to be a graphic designer. It's hard work! Haha. But anyway, I sent the file in MICROSOFT WORD."

Because, you know, mirco fuckin soft word is the ILL graphics program that ALL the graphic designers be using, son. I'm saaaaayyyyyin.

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Well, according to the government, my family makes just too much damn money. I mean, considering I took a huge pay cut moving to Texas, and we have two kids to support, we still make too much money. Because you know, I be pimpin' all over the world. Except NJ, where I won't be going this summer because we didn't get a tax refund ( Read more... )

CT from the Duel show on Mtv needs to be on Bully Beatdown. He's always picking on smaller guys.

Mayhem, make it happen, you crazy bastard.

I'm making posters for my cousins; one for a housewarming and one for a birthday. They both are totally into street fighter right now, so I figured I'd drop a poster on them ( Read more... )

Oh motherfucker. I was just looking through my photobucket account and saw these gems:


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I know I said I wouldn't complain once I had an art job, but this is just too funny/frustrating not to complain about ( Read more... )

ORLY, TEXAS?

Reason number 3763345 this state is filled with dimwits.

One thing I don't like about my job is the cap they put on creativity.