vengeance_is

This will punch your fuckin balls off and into orbit.

vengeance_is_me Oct 12, 2009 17:51

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I'm going to choke the entire state of texas

vengeance_is_me Aug 12, 2009 21:47

So we recently moved. We had to get a different internet provider (comcast, which sucks) and now internet is crap. Our macbook can connect if it's connected directly to the modem, but 2 pcs, ps3 and xbox 360 all can't connect. Obviously the connection is active if the macbook can connect, but the PCs, ps3 and 360 all can't renew the IP for some ( Read more... )

Holy Fuckin Crap...

vengeance_is_me Aug 03, 2009 21:03

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MMA can kiss my ass, because this is what I'm dedicating my life to now. This guy IS El Fuerte. Forget the Rey Mystero, Jr. part. Only watch the high-flying spinning tarzan jiu jitsu power ranger on speed.

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vengeance_is_me Jul 10, 2009 22:58

So what have I been up to for the past month?

( Being awesome )

Trying to stay positive, but it's so hard

vengeance_is_me May 20, 2009 16:01

Phone broke.
Cable broke.
Xbox 360 broke.

All in pretty much the same 24 hours. Sure, it's not important stuff (except the phone), but the universe is slowly chipping away at me.

New PRs and trying to stay positive

vengeance_is_me May 18, 2009 20:21

pull-ups: 21 (not a PR, but I finally broke my 20-rep plateau ( Read more... )

All good things. Hopefully.

vengeance_is_me May 06, 2009 08:41

Yesterday I deadlifted 465lbs for 2 reps. I did another set of 2 once more just to make sure it wasn't a fluke. And speaking of fluke, my legs were so doing the fish dance on the last rep. Shooting for 500 on May 29th. I think if I'm fresh and stress-free the 500 should be doable. I felt pretty weak yesterday from being stressed about my job ( Read more... )

I am jack's incredibly horrible Bad Luck.

vengeance_is_me May 04, 2009 23:18

I had it all planned out - I WAS going to NJ for a vacation this July, with or without my family. I had everything set, told everyone I would be there no matter what; told my wife I was going to give my boss the heads up today that I would be out for a bit in July. So I get to work today and when my boss comes in, he asks to speak to me in his ( Read more... )

Hi, and welcome to The Funniest Thing On The Internet Right Now

vengeance_is_me May 02, 2009 13:08

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This is KILLING me so bad.

Update

vengeance_is_me Apr 27, 2009 07:50

We had a family cook-off this weekend, in which Abi and I took first place. We made bacon wrapped scallops for the appetizer (although prosciutto may have been a better choice), a lemon sorbet for the intermezzo, rack of lamb with potatoes and white wine asparagus for the entre, and a warm lava fudge cake ala mode for the dessert. Of course there ( Read more... )