"CASSIVELLaunus was a historical British chieftain who led the defence against Julius Caesar's second expedition to Britain in 54 BC."

I love it because it's like a combination of "Caswell" and "anus."

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Conversation with my mother on phone:

Me: Oh look. There's Wegman. He is this giant rabbit that lives behind my apartment. We feed him many carrots.

Mom: You named the rabbit after the supermarket?

Me: More like in honor of the supermarket.

Mom: ...

Today in our first property class I heard our professor say this:

"The ducks are the landowners."

And it took me a good five minutes of confusion to figure out that I was missing a vital apostrophe.

Word on the street is that tuition at Smif for next year is going to be around 58k. That's a 10% hike from this year.

ow.

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My dad was on the tee-vee! Stupid ABC has no embed codes so you will have to click on the link to have instant Caswell beamed into your homes.

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Yesterday Aurora and I went to Canada. She went to meet a lady and I went to make sure she got back with kidneys intact. We had no map or compass and one cell phone and upper respiratory infection between the two of us. We left the USA at 4pm and came back at 2:30am. In that time we...
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I wish it were not creepy to treat your religion like your sports team. I want a t-shirt that says 'PISCOPALS FTW.



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