Glance 285

[venomouselle]

I'm not beyond accepting bribery gifts. However actually being bribed? It takes more than a silver cigarette case and lighter. Very pretty none the less. Merry Christmas to you too.

This year, for Christmas, I'm simplifying everything.
You get nothing.
You get a drink.
You get a smoke.
You get a brief case.
You get my enduring apathy.
  I think that

Comments

[shit_stings]

Well, ain't that awful sweet of you?

[venomouselle]

So glad you like it.

[shit_stings]

And to think I'm fresh offa' being ill. Don't miss a freakin' beat, do ya Elle?

[venomouselle]

A little normalcy perks you right up.

[anycuntcould]

ONE'S NOT FUCKING ENOUGH.

[venomouselle]

Suck it up. You've only done enough to deserve one.

[anycuntcould]

Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
And you're an orgasm addict.
You're an orgasm addict.
Uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh!

[venomouselle]

You say as if you knew.

Shit do you only have one volume?

[bitingnightmare]

You really know how to pick them.

[venomouselle]

Gifts? Oh I know.

PRIVATE!!!

[bitingnightmare]

I need to figure out what I'm getting the little guy.

PRIVATE!!!

[venomouselle]

Are you kidding? Don't you know these things?

[valentineluke]

Hidden purpose to being the Welcome Wagon?